Elizabeth Costello Puns

1930:

February 14- Salvatore Catalanotte, boss of the Detroit family, dies of pneumonia. He’s succeeded by Gaspar Milazzo instead of his number 2, Cesare LaMare.

February 27- Tom Reina, boss of the Reina Family, is killed by Vito Genovese on boss Joe Masseria’s orders. Joseph Pinzolo becomes boss of the Reina Family, backed by Masseria.

March 17- Al Capone, the Chicago lieutenant in the Masseria Family, is released from prison in Philadelphia and returns to Chicago

March 27- Joseph Parrino sr, a member of the Castellammarese organization, is killed by Joe Florino, a member of the Albert Anastasia crew in the Masseria Family.

Early 1930- Gaspar Milazzo, head of the Detroit family, refuses to support Joe Masseria and Al Capone against Joe Aiello in Chicago

May 31- Gaspar Milazzo and his driver are killed at a peace meeting with Cesare LaMare. LaMare, backed by Masseria, becomes boss. The Eastside Gang(Angelo Meli, William Tocco and Joseph Zerilli, etc), Milazzo’s old group, goes to war with him

Spring 1930- Nicola Schiro, head of the Castellammarese organization, pays Joe Masseria $10 000 and flees to avoid conflict. Joseph Parrino jr., backed by Masseria, becomes boss officially. Salvatore Maranzano becomes the de facto leader

July 5- Joseph Porello, boss of the Cleveland Family and a Masseria ally, is killed at a peace meeting by Frank Milano and the Mayfield Road Mob. Milano becomes boss.

July 15- Vito Bonventre, a top member of the Castellammarese organization, is killed

July 26- Vincenzo Porello, who had sworn revenge on Frank Milano, is killed. He was Joseph’s brother.

August 15- Raymond Porello’s house is blown up by the Mayfield Road Mob but he survives.

August 15- Peter Morello, Masseria’s consigliere, is killed along with his bodyguard by Sebastiano “Buster” Domingo. Sam Pollaccia becomes consigliere and Anthony Carfano takes over the Pollaccia crew.

September 5- Joseph Pinzolo is killed at Tom Lucchese’s office by Bobby Doyle Santuccio. Tom Gagliano takes over the family, Tom Lucchese becomes underboss, Steve Rondelli becomes consigliere. They align themselves with Maranzano.

October 23- Joe Aiello is riddled with bullets by Al Capone’s forces

Late Oct/early Nov- Paul Gambino is shot by Steve Rannelli. His brother is Carlo, a top soldier in the Mineo Family

November 5- Al Mineo, head of the Mineo family, and his underboss Steve Ferrigno are killed. Frank Scalice,

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Buenosdillas

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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🎃Welcome to the sixth week of Horror Club.🎃

🎃 This week's theme is horror movies related to relationships between women, one supernaturally powerful and one not. Lovers, master-servant, victim, friend, rival, sister, a little bit of everything.

The first five movies are takes on the lesbian vampire. Along with the most famous vampire novel, Bram Stoker's 1897 Dracula, the second most drawn upon vampire text is Sheridan Le Fanu's lesbian vampire novel Carmilla (1871) (which, along with predating and inspiring Dracula, is also by an Irish writer). The short book tells the story of a young woman who falls under the sway of a mysterious visitor, Carmilla, who is later revealed to be a vampire. In the first four of these reimaginings the 'victim' of Carmilla isn't an unwed girl but married women, some of whose unsuitable husbands find themselves aligning with, enemies of, or victims of Carmilla. (Probably not an accident how all four of these movies were made within a year of each other when shifts in marriage, women's freedom, and sexual liberation were at the forefront of the culture.) Elizabeth Bathory, the Hungarian noblewoman who was executed for killing young women and fabled for bathing in their blood to restore her youth and beauty, is also a direct inspiration for many women vampire stories, most obvious in Daughters of Darkness. Exploitation of innocene and youth of those with less by their corrupted elders, armed with wealth and power are evident as with most vampire tales.

Ginger Snaps and Jennifer's Body aren't vampire stories, the first being a werewolf and the other being a succubus. Jennifer's Body seems obviously inspired by Ginger Snaps, with an homage of the model walking down the high school halls scene and the similarities in the plots (which somehow I had never noticed before typing up this post). Ginger Snaps could more be said to be a horror movie working with the metaphor of puberty and menstruation, while Jennifer's Body is more about the horror of being a beautiful person emerging from girlhood innocene into the adult world. While both good movies (I would call Jennifer's Body great) I can not endorse their front facing message of their plots >!(that the less pretty friend/sister should try to take down their powerful self actualized sisters).!<

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Daughters of Darkness (1971) Belgium- One of the

Found this on the FDA website, but it's the redacted version. Can anyone find the original version?

https://www.regulations.gov/comment/FDA-2021-P-0930-0156

F*** tha SEC

S.W.A. - Shorties with attitude

Right about now
S.W.A/CP kangeroo court is in full effect!
Judge Adrian, Columbia MD, PhD, OCD presiding
In the case of S.W.A versus Cassava Sciences
The prosecuting attorneys are
Labaton Suchurow and JT

Order, order, order!
JT, take the m********* stand
Do you swear to mistell the truth
The whole truth and nothin' but the truth
So help your lawyer ***?
You're **** right!
Why don't you tell everybody what the f*** you gotta say?

F*** the SEC!
Comin' straight from anonymous sources
A lotta dot s*** - fulla horses***
Fifteen years ago? Raisin' a ****** stink
Who's authority? - a f***** community college *****
F*** that s*** 'cause he ain't no Yale-ite.
CUNY m******** can only get s*** half right

CUNY, Puny, M******** MIT we be
Goin toe to toe? Lol, ring your f*** bell
Tens of our millions on the line, f*** you, and go to ****
F***** with us 'cause we're all in amyloid
Twenty years, got nothin but a brain m********* hemmaroid

Sleepy SEC - out for f**** lunch
CP, one way ticket, ****** sucker punch
Gensler noshin' Fiber One, we Cassava Crunch
We all done here - SEC homestreamin' The Brady Bunch
Ex-SEC, Short sellers, drug discovery, scientific
Client attorney privilege - m***** s*** terrific

Stocks a rocketin'? not for ****** long
Round up Gilligan's Twitter crew,
Sailed in super strong
Skipper here - NYC shortie perp (prep?)
Neuroscientist too, you'se (Hu's?) a ***** twerp
Maryanne - sorry, Jesse B too
******* mousecateer, Hillsborough thru and thru
No movie star, just his ****** wife
Elizabeth Bik - get a ****** life.

Explode a Phase III drug trial, blow **** up and done
Shorties to Remi - good m********** luck, enrollin that one
Stocks plunging, shorties back in charge
Remi f***** now,
we're again-zo
Cassava Sciences, f*** m********* you,
Shorties get two Benzo's

I don't know, SEC is ****** nerds or what?
Shakin Tesla down, spankin' bitcoins ****** butt
Chasing Elon Musk? makes no ******

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

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