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My current game is experiencing severe crash problems, usually once every 15-20 minutes of gameplay. Sometimes, I'll be walking around or in the middle of a fight, and BOOM! CTD, without any sign of an error message or lag before crashing. The game also crashes during saving, notably more frequently, which includes regular saving, quicksaving, and autosaving. The game freezes and I get the "Fallout 4 has stopped working." message. I tried starting a brand new game, but I still get the same problems. No idea what's causing it. Please send help.

0 0 Fallout4.esm

1 1 DLCRobot.esm

2 2 DLCworkshop01.esm

3 3 DLCCoast.esm

4 4 DLCworkshop02.esm

5 5 DLCworkshop03.esm

6 6 DLCNukaWorld.esm

7 7 DLCUltraHighResolution.esm

254 FE 0 ccbgsfo4019-chinesestealtharmor.esl

254 FE 1 ccbgsfo4025-powerarmorskin(chrome).esl

254 FE 2 ccbgsfo4044-hellfirepowerarmor.esl

254 FE 3 ccfsvfo4002-midcenturymodern.esl

254 FE 4 cceejfo4001-decorationpack.esl

254 FE 5 ccbgsfo4045-advarccab.esl

254 FE 6 ccfsvfo4003-slocum.esl

254 FE 7 ccgcafo4001-factionws01army.esl

254 FE 8 ccgcafo4003-factionws03bos.esl

254 FE 9 ccgcafo4008-factionws08inst.esl

254 FE a ccgcafo4009-factionws09mm.esl

254 FE b ccgcafo4012-factionas01acat.esl

254 FE c ccgcafo4014-factionas03gun.esl

254 FE d ccgcafo4017-factionas06inst.esl

254 FE e ccgcafo4018-factionas07mm.esl

254 FE f ccgcafo4021-factionas10hrflames.esl

254 FE 10 ccgcafo4022-factionas11vt.esl

254 FE 11 ccgcafo4023-factionas12army.esl

254 FE 12 ccawnfo4001-brandedattire.esl

8 8 ccswkfo4001-astronautpowerarmor.esm

254 FE 13 ccbgsfo4056-dglabb.esl

254 FE 14 ccfrsfo4002-antimaterielrifle.esl

254 FE 15 cceejfo4002-nuka.esl

254 FE 16 ccsbjfo4001-solarflare.esl

9 9 cczsef04001-bhouse.esm

10 a cctosfo4001-neosky.esm

254 FE 17 ccqdrfo4001_powerarmorai.esl

254 FE 18 ccbgsfo4048-dovah.esl

254 FE 19 ccbgsfo4115-x02.esl

254 FE 1a ccrzrfo4002-disintegrate.esl

254 FE 1b ccbgsfo4095-as_childrenofatom.esl

11 b cczsefo4002-smanor.esm

254 FE 1c ccbgsfo4040-vrworkshop01.esl

254 FE 1d ccfsvfo4005-vrdesertisland.esl

254 FE 1e ccfsvfo4006-vrwasteland.esl

12 c cctosfo4002_neonflats.esm

254 FE 1f ccbgsfo4117-capmerc.esl

254 FE 20 ccfsvfo4004-vrworkshopgnrplaza.esl

254 FE 21 ccbgsfo4046-tescan.esl

13 d Unofficial Fallout 4 Patch.esp

14 e WorkshopFramework.esm

15 f HUDFramework.es

I'm honestly at my wits end with this crap. Been getting CTDs for months and every time I think I find the problem and everything seems fine... BAM = Crash. Its usually at Sanctuary (of course). Fast traveling to Sanctuary causes CTD and also trying to load a save in Sanctuary CTDs too. I ditched Scrap Everything because I thought that might have been the problem and just used Jenncave's Clean and Simple settlement mods (loaded absolutely last). Still crash. It also crashed yesterday going into the weapon workbench (first time for that one). I've also been reading AWKCR being outdated could cause crashes too, but also that AWKCR in general causes CTDs too. I am at a loss and am hoping someone can shed some light on the problem because its getting pretty frustrating. Thank you

My mod load order is below. *273 Active Plugins (ESL = 11 / Light plugin = 39)

GameMode=Fallout4

Fallout4.esm=1
DLCRobot.esm=1
DLCworkshop01.esm=1
DLCCoast.esm=1
DLCworkshop02.esm=1
DLCworkshop03.esm=1
DLCNukaWorld.esm=1
ArmorKeywords.esm=1
Snap'n Build.esm=1
SettlementKeywords.esm=1
Homemaker.esm=1
Damage Threshold.esm=1
CROSS_CosmeticFramework.esm=1
NAC.esm=1
Stronger Behemoth.esl=1
AORobcoReconScope.esl=1
GCM_DLC_Automatron.esl=1
GCM_DLC_Far_Harbor.esl=1
UNSCCrewpack.esl=0
BanishSettlerButton.esl=0
Special Shelves.ESL.esl=0
HoloDisplay.esl=0
AutoLaserMusket.esl=1
GKX Institute Loot.esl=1
MacVaultLooter.esl=1
SSTWorkshopPowerPack.esl=1
PlasmaArsenal.esp=1
CW32Pistol.esl=0
Geckos.esl=0
Mantis.esl=0
NoRadratExplosion.esl=1
IceStormsGRL45.esl=0
MWSentryTurret.esl=0
HUDFramework.esm=1
ParkBlood.esl=1
CROSS_BrotherhoodRecon.esp=0
BAM-BetterArmoryMod.esp=1
CROSS_Blades.esp=0
CROSS_InstituteExpeditionarySuit.esp=0
CROSS_CourserStrigidae.esp=0
SettlementMenuManager.esp=1
WeaponWallRacks.esp=1
Armorsmith Extended.esp=1
Homemaker - Greenhouse and Bunker Disabler SKE.esp=1
Homemaker - Unlocked Institute Objects SKE.esp=1
Homemaker - Streetlights Use Passive Power SKE.esp=1
XHomemakerLightsNoShadow.esp=1
CleanSettlement Snap'n Build.esp=1
CBBE.esp=1
GCM.esp=1
LooksMenu.esp=1
LooksMenu Customization Compendium.esp=1
Lots More Male Hairstyles.esp=1
AzarPonytailHairstyles.esp=1
EyesoftheUniverse.esp=1
Glowing Eyes.esp=1
BetterGenerators.esp=1
LegendaryModification.esp=1
Eli_ArmourCollection.esp=1

I research into Welsh history, one of which are Welsh given names.. here's my list :)

GIRLS | A/ Abros, Addfwyn, Aderyn, Adlais, Adwen, Aelwen, Aerfen, Aerith, Aerlân, Aerlys, Aeron, Aeronwen, Aeronwy, Aerwen, Aerwen, Aerôl, Afalen, Afallon, Afandreg, Afanwen, Afon, Afonwen/Afonwyn, Airlân, Alaw, Aldan, Alfaernid, Alswn, Alwen, Ananan, Aneira, Anest, Angharad, Annes, Annwr, Annwyl, Anwen/Anwyn, Arddun/Arddyn, Arian, Arianell, Arianrhod/Aranrhod/Arianrodd, Arianwyn/Arianwen, Arwen, Arwest, Aurddolen, Aures, Auron, Awel, Awelon, Awen, B/ Banon, Banwen, Begw, Beiol, Benllwyd, Berwen, Bethan, Bleiddwen/Bleddwen, Blethyn, Blodeuedd, Blodeuwedd, Blodeuyn, Blodwen/Blodwyn, Blöyndel, Braith, Brawddwg/Braddwg, Brengwain/Brenwain/Brengain/Brengein, Briallen, Brisen, Brodwaith, Bronmai, Bronwen/Bronwyn, Bryncariad, Bryneilen, Brynelw, Brynmor, Brythonwen, Brânwen, Buddug/Byddig, C/ Caerwen, Cain, Cainell, Calan, Calandîr, Calandŵr, Callwen, Cambria, Canaid, Caren, Cariad, Caron, Caronwen, Carwen, Caryl, Carys/Cerys, Catrin [Cadi/Cadï/Catws], Ceindeg, Ceindrych/Ceinddrech, Ceingar, Ceinwen, Celeinion, Celemion, Celyn, Cenedlen/Cenedlon, Cennin, Cerddych, Ceri, Ceridwen, Cigfa, Cleddwen, Clydai, Clydwen, Conwy, Corwen, Cranogwen, Creiddylad/Creiryddlydd/Creirddylad, Creigwen, Creirwy, Crisiant, Crisli, Cristyn, Cwyllog/Cywyllog, Cynheiddon, Cynlais, Cynllo, D/ Darowen, Del, Delwen/Delwyn, Delwys, Delyth, Denyw, Derwela, Derwen/Dderwen, Deryn, Deryth, Dewrddel, Dilys, Dolerys, Dolforwen, Dolwen, Dolwen, Dromlas, Dwyforwen, Dwyni, Dwynwen, Dwyryd, Dwywe/Dwywei, Dyddanwy, Dyddgu, Dyffryn, Dyffryn/Dyfferyn/Duffrin/Dufferin, Dyneres, Dywanw, Dôn, Dd Ddewer E/ Edrith, Edwen, Efa, Efalwyd, Efiliau, Efrddyl, Eglan, Eidda, Eiddiar, Eifionwy, Eigr/Eigir/Eigyr, Eigra, Eigwen, Eilian, Eiliwedd, Eiluned/Eluned [Eilun/Luned], Eilwyn, Eilyw, Einir, Eira, Eiri, Eirianedd, Eirianwen, Eirien/Eirian, Eirin, Eiriol, Eirwen, Eirlys, Eirith/Eiryth, Elain, Elan, Eleni, Elenid, Elernion/Elern, Eleri, Elfair, Elfa, Elin/Elen, Elindryw, Elisedd, Elliw/Élliw/Ellyw, Elwen, Elynfriw, Elwy, Emerchred, Enfys, Enid, Enlli, Enrhydred, Enrhydreg, Enyni, Enynny, Eos, Erddylad, Erfyl, Erin/Eryn, Erwen, Eryri, Esyllt/Eusyllt/Usullt, Ethyllt, Eufail, Eufydd, Euraidda, Eurddolen/Eurddolyn, Eurfron, Eurgain/Eigen/Eurgan/Eurgen, Euron, Eurwen, Ewenny, Ff/ Ffion, Fflamddwyn, Fflamwyn, Fflûr, Ffraid, F/ Folant, G/ Gaenor, Galaes, Ganieda, Garwen, Gawdwen, Generys, Ge

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

If I get shot in the head, I die instantly, I don't have BLD installed anymore and even on a new game this still happens, I cant see any mods on my list that would affect the damage like this but maybe I'm wrong

• 00: Fallout4.esm
• 01: DLCRobot.esm
• 02: DLCworkshop01.esm
• 03: DLCCoast.esm
• 04: DLCworkshop02.esm
• 05: DLCworkshop03.esm
• 06: DLCNukaWorld.esm
• 07: ArmorKeywords.esm
• 08: WorkshopFramework.esm
• 09: HUDFramework.esm
• 0a: XDI.esm
• 0b: Homemaker.esm
• 0c: EthreonMasterPlan.esm
• 0d: SpringCleaning.esm
• 0e: CWWorkshopMaster.esm
• 0f: SettlementKeywords.esm
• 10: VotWMaster.esm
• 11: SS2.esm
• 12: OVT.esp
• 13: AzarPonytailHairstyles.esp
• 14: Business Settlements.esp
• 15: Edit_Hancock.esp
• 16: EvilViking13_MinutemenMorale.esp
• 17: Homemaker - Unlocked Institute Objects.esp
• 18: MinutemenPropaganda.esp
• 19: OCDecorator - No Experience.esp
• 1a: OCDispenser.esp
• 1b: Pip2000MkVi_Replacer.esp
• 1c: SpiritofSteel.esp
• 1d: SettlementMenuManager.esp
• 1e: woodysWastelandStuff.esp
• 1f: Housekeeping.esp
• 20: AllSetsExtended.esp
• 21: Mechanist Lair Overhaul.esp
• 22: DoYourDamnJobCodsworth.esp
• 23: A Variety of Containers.esp
• 24: SOTS.esp
• 25: PrydwenOverhaul2.esp
• 26: SanctuaryRoundUp.esp
• 27: DiamondNewVendors.esp
• 28: VanillaExtensions.esp
• 29: Far Harbor DLC Clean up Combined.esp
• 2a: Armorsmith Extended.esp
• 2b: CBBE.esp
• 2c: Immersive_Lexington.esp
• 2d: BetterBostonAirport.esp
• 2e: autoweapons.esp
• 2f: More Power Armour Mods.esp
• 30: Consistent Power Armor Overhaul.esp
• 31: Randomized DC Guard Outfits.esp
• 32: GunnersPlazaInterior.esp
• 33: clothingoverhaul.esp
• 34: MojaveImports.esp
• 35: DPRailroadHQ.esp
• 36: MarketRedone.esp
• 37: Stm_DiamondCityExpansion.esp
• 38: [777] Sanctuary - Reworked Roads.esp
• 39: CastleWallsRepaired 3.esp
• 3a: ConcordEXPANDED.esp
• 3b: GoodneighborExpanded.esp
• 3c: TrainBar.esp
• 3d: Wasteland Illumination Shadow.esp
• 3e: ImmersiveGunnersPlaza.esp
• 3f: RaiderOverhaul.esp
• 40: BetterPublickOccurrences.esp
• 41: RRTV_FizztopGrilleEnhancements.esp
• 42: The Sanctuary Bridge.esp
• 43: CombatZoneOverhaul.esp
• 44: plenty 'o' exploration.esp
• 45: BetterSettlersNoLollygagging.esp
• 46: Goodfellow's Diamond City Defences.esp
• 47: Vertibird Faction Paint Schemes.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.