The hip hop elevator repairman fixed the lift.
He threw down on the up and up, yo.
My hotel elevator. Schindlerβs Lift
This lift (elevator if you're not British) in Badajoz, Spain imgur.com/hODkSgx
Saw this brand name on an elevator at a music venue. All I could think of was Schindler's Lift. imgur.com/itKHXUU
Upon exiting the elevator I noticed that I had just used Schindler's Lift imgur.com/TpSKLN4
Watching my ghosts go up in an elevator always lifts my spirits.
Iβve recently discovered Iβm terrified of elevators, so Iβm taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but Iβm slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers. You make the world a happier place! π€©
I love talking to people in elavators
They speak to me on so many levels.
Schindler's Lift imgur.com/HU3sytI
/r/mildlyinteresting suggested I post this here. The service lift at work is made by Schindler. Schindlers Lift. imgur.com/OLsOw
Since Halloween is closing in
Why do sad ghosts get into the elevator?
It lifts their spirits!
Elevators terrify me
I'm taking steps to avoid them
I am terrified of elevators
I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them
