A list of puns related to "Elder Sister"
...but whenever he does say something, it's usually good. So this happened during a post-dinner talk around the table.
Background: My sister used to run track at college level and currently works with the elderly. She's also lactose intolerant.
Sister: "Since the medication Alzheimer patients take usually causes constipation, if I grow old and get Alzheimers, don't waste money on laxatives, just give me some milk."
Dad: "That'll get you running again."
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.