A list of puns related to "Elder Sign"
I'm a server at a small breakfast diner, and yesterday while bussing my table I noticed an elderly man talking to himself. I said "You know, they say talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence!" and gave a smile. Without hesitation he says "It'll be the last intelligent conversation I have all day." Doesn't even laugh or look up from his plate. I had to go to the kitchen and laugh for the next few minutes before I could continue working.
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