"Dopóki żyję nie dam się zaszczepić.
Jeśli to będzie przymusowe, to przysięgam, jak tutaj jestem, że wolę odejść z tego świata niż dać komukolwiek wstrzyknąć w mój organizm cokolwiek, czego ja nie znam i nie posiadam wiedzy, żeby pójść do laboratorium i analitycznie sprawdzić, co zostaje wprowadzone do mojej krwi. Ponieważ nie posiadam takiej wiedzy i nie mam możliwości weryfikacji, nikt z nas takiej możliwości nie będzie miał, to ja nie pozwolę mojemu dziecku się zaszczepić i sama się nie zaszczepię. I jeśli to będzie oznaczało zagładę dla nas, to trudno".
Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=C09mxxwbex8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgQkhqckDKk
I've been revisiting old Polish entries and it made me realize that a lot of our representatives are really, really popular here. There is a stereotype of Eurovision being a harbour for flops, so I'm more surprised than I probably should be.
Almost everyone who represented us between 1994 and 2006 already was or eventually became a household name (with the exception of Sixteen from 1998, I don't even know who they were). Ivan and Delfin (2005) are the one-and-a-half-hit wonder and haven't been relevant musically since 2005, but Ivan is still present in the media and recently has had many wise things to say about vaccination and the pandemic (together with Edyta Górniak, who says that COVID was created by Bill Gates and that Lady Gaga drinks the blood of infants). I love our music industry.
The biggest stars we sent after 2006 are Cleo and arguably Rafał, Michał Szpak blew up after the contest as well. There were also artists who were getting popular at the time of their respective editions (The Jet Set in 2007, Gromee in 2018, Tulia in 2019) but kinda faded away. Magdalena Tul is most known as a singer from the music show that is now hosted by Rafał (she left before he came), and Kasia Moś is known from singing in car insurance commercials.
Isis Gee (2008) was a contestant on Dancing With the Stars and no one had idea WHO THE HECK SHE EVEN WAS, what ironically made her famous for a while. She got to perform at Eurovision and disappeared shortly after, as mysteriously as she appeared in the first place. To this day no one knows what that was supposed to be.
How does it look like in your countries? Have you any interesting stories? Feel free to share!
Like communism, feminism ignores basic, natural rights. Communism, striving for the happiness of the proletariat, trodden among others property rights. Private property was to be abolished, everything was to be shared, and everyone was to receive from common property "as needed."
It was necessary to make the unconscious working class aware that it was being exploited by the capitalists. The most conscious part of the proletariat - the communists - were to lead it and bring about a change of regime by abolishing property rights and abolishing the exploitation of the working class. One of the dogmas of communism was the theory of "class struggle". The victory of the proletariat would lead to the liquidation of the bourgeoisie as a relic of the previous epoch and the creation of a classless society.
While communism was the ideology of one social class (and fascism - the ideology of one nation), feminism is the ideology of one sex. In seeking to "liberate" women, it ignores basic, natural laws, incl. ignores the fact that gender largely determines social roles. Feminism postulates, inter alia, introducing gender equality. To realize the ideals of feminism, women need to be made aware that they are abused by men. Feminists will be at the forefront of women, eliminating inequality and abolishing the exploitation of women. The victory of feminism will lead to the creation of an androgynous society - in which gender will not determine the social role.
Instead of the communist dogma of "class struggle" in feminism, we find the dogma of the "eternal war of the sexes." In feminist magazines, on the other hand, we can find serious considerations as to whether a woman will still need a man in the new society.
A feminist is someone who believes that there is such a thing as an "eternal war of the sexes." She is convinced that a patriarchal society oppresses women. He fights for a "brave new world" in which gender will not determine anyone's role in society. She calls for equality, seeing the discrimination against women in the different treatment of women and men.
We who have experienced communism find it easier to understand feminism when we realize that feminist concepts are a carbon copy of the communist newspeak. This is illustrated by the following table:
communism Feminism
class struggle war of the sexes
bourgeois white heterosexual men
rotten capitalism, oppressive patriarchy
classless society androgynous society (asexual)
social justice
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hej, czy tylko mi pod oknem przejechała ciężarówka pierdząca z głośników głosem Andrzeja Dudy, jaki to Trzaskowski jest zły i jak chce nakłaniać nasze dzieci do nierządu? Całość eskortowana przez 5 radiowozów i sukę, karawana na dwa pasy jedzie Puławską w stronę Centrum.
[Edyta Górniak]
Dla kontekstu - mieszkam koło Woronicza czyli TVP i komendy głównej.
People always complain that there are too many people performing in English at ESC, so I have decided to look at how frequently we hear other languages in Eurovision and how well they do. I'll go over the first time that each language was performed at Eurovision, the first time said language has won (and any subsequent times) as well as the most recent time said language has been performed in. They are listed in the order that they first were performed at Eurovision. I have decided to exclude dialects such as Viennese and Vorarlbergish. Let's begin!
Dutch: Dutch was the first ever language performed in at Eurovision when Jetty Paerl from The Netherlands opened up in Lugano, Switzerland in 1956 with De Vogels Van Holland. The first song performed in Dutch won in 1957 when Corry Brokken performed Net Als Toen and a Dutch song has won Eurovision three times in total (1957, 1959, and 1969). The most recent entry in Dutch was in 2010 when Sienke performed Ik ben verliefd (Sha-la-lie), which failed to qualify.
German: German also debuted in 1956 with Swiss singer Lys Assia performing Das alte Karussell. The first song performed in German to win was Merci, Chérie (despite the French title, the song is sung in German), performed by Austrian singer Udo Jürgens in 1966 and a song sung in German has won twice (1966 and 1982) by two countries. German was last performed at Eurovision in 2012 by Austrian group Trackshittaz with Woki Mit Deim Popo. which failed to qualify.
French: French debuted in 1956 by Fud Leclerc representing Belgium with the song [Messieurs Les Noyés De La Seine] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFgBJwyKSGg). French was the first language to win a song at Eurovision when Lys Assia performed Refrain as the the second Swiss song (each country sent two performances in 1956). There have been French songs that have won 14 times(1956, 1958, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1969, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1983, 1986, and 1988) by five countries. The most recent song to be perfomed in French was in 2018 when French artist Madame Monsieur performed Mercy which came in
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
