Edwin Sandys Puns

Who do you want to see playing the different roles?

So far we have:

Joker - Film Expert, Guinness Record Holder 501 movies in 501 Days, Pop Secret winner Gregg Turkington

King of Hearts - Joe Estivez frm films such as

Paradise Pavilion (announced)
Grandpa

THE HITMAN (announced)
Parker Louis

I Can (pre-production)
David Pavey

Marbles (pre-production)
Stan

The Hotel Maiden (pre-production)
Edwin Welz

Who Lives Last (pre-production)
Scientist Edward Stynes

VampireS (filming)
Father Blake

2022You're Melting! (filming)
Dr. Richard Smothers

Fugued Up! (post-production)
Dad

Sunset at Dawn (post-production)
FBI Chief

The Hail Mary (post-production)
Irish Bob

Very Frightening Tales (TV Series) ([post-production](https://pro.imdb.com/title/tt12798378?rf=cons_nm_filmo&

Hello Marlins fans!

This was my sixth year of participating in the /r/ baseball Offseason Simulation - an exercise where, over the course of six weeks, ~35 Reddit users get together and pretend to a) run a team to make trades and signings, b) act as an agent for Free Agent players, or c) take on an administrative role as moderators. This year, I took the helm of the Miami Marlins organization.

The Marlins were my first-choice team for the Sim this year, as I felt like they were in the perfect position to have an interesting offseason; they had buttloads of talent already on the team or in the minors, didn’t have too many long-term obligations and could potentially have some money to spend, and their weaknesses were pretty obvious.

My first move of the Sim occurred right after the budgets were set. I reached out to the commissioners and asked for a budget increase, citing Kim Ng and Derek Jeter’s comments that the Marlins were going to be spenders in the offseason. By petitioning, I successfully got my budget raised from $65 million to $95 million. With a starting payroll (before any moves were made) of $48.5m, I had a decent chunk of cap space to work with.

The Sim officially wrapped up last night, so I wanted to share the final product here. I would love to hear feedback, questions, and opinions from this community! I just ask that you keep it civil and constructive, since this is all in good fun.

The moderators of the sim will eventually put everyone’s rosters into an OOTP simulation, to see who wins the Sim World Series, but for now let’s take a deep dive into this new Marlins team.

For a complete look at my roster, payroll, transactions, lineups, and more, check out the 2022 Marlins Spreadsheet.

As a preface, I want to clarify that us Sim participants were approaching the offseason as if it were a normal one, rather than a lockout-burdened one. So pretty much every big free agent was signed in this six-week sim, whereas there are still lots of the names on the board in real life.

Also, I don’t know if the universal DH will become a thing in 2022, so I didn’t build my team around it, but I do have some alternate lineups in case that does happen.

First, my goals going into the offseason:

• Fill gaps in starting lineup via Free Agency or tr

#Marlins @ Mets - Tue, Aug 31

###Game Status: Final - Score: 3-1 Mets

###Links & Info

• Current conditions at Citi Field: 81°F - Overcast - Wind 6 mph, L To R

• TV: National: MLBN (out-of-market only), Marlins: Bally Sports Florida, Mets: SNY

• Radio: Marlins: WAQI 710 (es), 940 AM WINZ, Mets: WQBU 92.7 (es), WCBS 880

• MLB Gameday

• Game Graphs

||Mets Batters|AB|R|H|RBI|BB|K|LOB|AVG|OBP|SLG| |:--|:--|:--|:--|:--|:--|:--|:--|:--|:-

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

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Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

#Reds @ Marlins - Sat, Aug 28

###Game Status: Final - Score: 6-1 Marlins

###Links & Info

• Current conditions at loanDepot park: 72°F - Roof Closed - Wind 0 mph, None

• TV: National: MLBN (out-of-market only), Reds: Bally Sports Ohio, Marlins: Bally Sports Florida

• Radio: Reds: WLW 700, Marlins: WAQI 710 (es), 940 AM WINZ

• MLB Gameday

• Game Graphs

#Marlins @ Mets - Tue, Aug 31

###Game Status: Final - Score: 3-1 Mets

###Links & Info

• MLB Gameday
• Game Graphs