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3461. Harrison's Principles of Internal Medicine (Vol.1 & Vol.2), 20th Edition: Dennis L. Kasper & Anthony S. Fauci & Stephen L. Hauser & Dan L. Longo

3462. An Introduction to Language, 11th Edition: Victoria Fromkin & Robert Rodman & Nina Hyams

3463. Milady Standard Esthetics: Fundamentals, 11th Edition: Milady

3464. Public Administration: Partnerships in Public Service, 5th Edition: William C. Johnson

3465. McCarthy's Introduction to Health Care Delivery: A Primer for Pharmacists, 6th Edition: Kimberly S. Plake & Kenneth W. Schafermeyer & Robert L. McCarthy

3466. Torres' Patient Care in Imaging Technology, 9th Edition: Andrea Dutton & TerriAnn Ryan

3467. The Human Past: World History & the Development of Human Societies, 4th Edition: Chris Scarre

3468. Introduction to Polymers, 3rd Edition: Robert J. Young & Peter A. Lovell

3469. Crowley's An Introduction to Human Disease: Pathology and Pathophysiology Correlations, 10th Edition: Emily Reisner & Howard Reisner

3470. ManageFirst: Hospitality and Restaurant Management, 2nd Edition: National Restaurant Association

3471. Leadership in Nursing Practice: Changing the Landscape of Health Care, 3rd Edition: Daniel Weberg & Kara Mangold & Tim Porter-O'Grady & Kathy Malloch

3472. Automotive Engineering Fundamentals, 0th Edition: Richard Stone & Jeffrey K. Ball

3473. Business Statistics, 3rd Edition: Norean D. Sharpe & Richard D. De Veaux & Paul F. Velleman

3474. Essentials of Systems Analysis and Design, Global 6th Edition: Joseph S. Valacich & Joey F. George & Jeff Hoffer

3475. The Ventilator Book, 2nd Edition: William Owens MD

3476. Introduction to Security, 9th Edition: Robert Fischer Ph.D. & Edward Halibozek & David Walters

3477. Art of Mesopotamia, 1st Edition: Zainab Bahrani

3478. Analysis for Financial Management, 12th Edition: Robert C. Higgins

3479. Heat and Mass Transfer: Fundamentals and Applic

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

Mathematical puns makes me number

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

The doctor says it terminal.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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3104. Kinematics, Dynamics, and Design of Machinery, 3rd Edition: Kenneth J. Waldron & Gary L. Kinzel & Sunil K. Agrawal

3105. Universe, 10th Edition: Roger Freedman & Robert Geller & William J. Kaufmann

3106. Fundamentals of Nursing - E-Book: Active Learning for Collaborative Practice, 1st Edition: Barbara L Yoost & Lynne R Crawford

3107. Everything's an Argument with Readings, 7th Edition: Andrea A. Lunsford & John J. Ruszkiewicz & Keith Walters

3108. Computer Forensics: Investigating File and Operating Systems, Wireless Networks, and Storage (CHFI), 2nd Edition: EC-Council

3109. Theatre as Human Action: An Introduction to Theatre Arts, 2nd Edition: Thomas S. Hischak

3110. Community Psychology: Linking Individuals and Communities, 3rd Edition: Bret Kloos , Jean Hill , Elizabeth Thomas , Abraham Wandersman and Maurice J. Elias

3111. Pathophysiology of Heart Disease: A Collaborative Project of Medical Students and Faculty, Sixth North American Edition:Leonard S. Lilly

3112. Criminal Justice A Brief Introduction, 12th Edition: Frank Schmalleger

3113. Introduction to Management Science: A Modeling and Case Studies Approach with Spreadsheets, 5th Edition: Frederick S Hillier

3114. Classroom Management That Works: Research-Based Strategies for Every Teacher, 1st Edition: Dr Robert J Marzano & Jana S Marzano & Debra J Pickering

3115. The Six Sigma Handbook, 4th Edition: Thomas Pyzdek & Paul A. Keller

3116. Psychology in Modules, 12th Edition: David G. Myers & C. Nathan DeWall

3117. GOVT, 10th Edition: Edward I. Sidlow & Beth Henschen

3118.GOVT 9 (New, Engaging Titles from 4LTR Press), 9th Edition: Edward I. Sidlow & Beth Henschen

3119. Strategic Management Competitiveness and Globalisation, 6th Asia-Pacific Edition: Dallas Hanson & Michael Hitt & Duane Ireland & Robert E Hoskisson

3120. American Government: Institutions and Policies, 16th Edition: James Q. Wilson

3121. Concise

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1006. Introducing Psychology, Third Edition: Daniel L. Schacter, et al.

1007. Organizational Behavior: Improving Performance and Commitment in the Workplace, 5th edition: Jason Colquitt

1008. Systems Analysis and Design, 6th edition: Alan Dennis & Barbara Haley Wixom & Roberta M. Roth

1009. Database Systems: A Practical Approach to Design, Implementation, and Management, 6th Edition: Thomas Connolly

1010. Media & Culture: An Introduction to Mass Communication, 11th Edition: Richar Campbell & Christopher R. Martin & Bettina Fabos

1011. Advanced Health Assessment & Clinical Diagnosis in Primary Care, 5th edition: Joyce E. Dains & Linda Ciofu Baumann & Pamela Scheibel

1012. Supervision Today! (8th Edition): Stephen P. Robbins & David A. DeCenzo & Robert M. Wolter

1013. Quantitative Human Physiology An Introduction, 1st Edition: Joseph J Feher

1014. Experiencing MIS (4th Edition): David M. Kroenke

1015. Experiencing MIS, 4th Canadian Edition: David M Kroenke

1016. EasyWriter with Exercises & with 2016 MLA (6th edition): Andrea A. Lunsford

1017. America Now, 12th edition: Robert Atwan

1018. Campbell Biology, 10th Edition: Neil A. Campbell & Jane B. Reece & Lisa Urry & Michael L Cain & Steven A Wasserman & Author

1019. Business Law Text and Cases, 14th edition: Clarkson & Miller & Cross

1020. Fundamental Accounting Principles, 23rd Edition: John J. Wild, Ken W. Shaw, Barbara Chiappetta

1021. Ecology, 4th Edition: Bowman, Hacker & Cain

1022. Introduction to Organic Chemistry, 6th edition: William H. Brown & Thomas Poon

1023. Microsoft Office 2016: In Practice: Randy Nordell

1024. Computer Systems: A Programmer's Perspective (3rd Edition): Randal E. Bryant & David R. O'Hallaron

1025. Introduction to Global Politics, 4th edition: Steve Lamy & John Masker

1026. Earth: An Introduction to Physical Geology, Fourth Canadian Edition: Edward J. Tarbuck & Frede