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[T]he cross of a new crusade need not be any material emblem, but it stands for the acceptance by men and women, by whomsoever will hear, of the call, the trumpet blast, that invites them to forget themselves, to set aside their wretched strifes, to utterly renounce the injustice in which they may have been engaged, and to take on a new enthusiasm of humanity in believing, in working, in battling, in suffering, and, if need be, in dying, for the right, for a great truth that I shall not be guilty of the indiscretion of calling a new truth, for a truth that, like all great truths, must in its germ and in its essence be as old as God himself in eternity, and as old as the world, or the race of men in time. And so it is a new crusade, to which you are invited, for the proclaiming, the propagating, and the enforcing of an ancient truth — a truth that is eminently consonant with the great truth of Christianity itself — and, properly understood, re- solves itself into the very essence, the very core of all religion as taught us by Him, who spake as never man spake before or since, and in homely accents, and in simple parables, taught the poor, the lowly and the oppressed the comforting doctrine, so full of truth and light, of the fatherhood of one God and the universal brotherhood of man.

... It were useless to prate about truth and beauty and goodness and justice and humanity, and the brotherhood of man, if this truth and justice and goodness and beauty, and this universal brotherhood, found not their source and their centre, their type, their ideal, their justification, in God himself.

...

When we talk of justice we must mean something more than a mere abstraction, or else we are talking most unphilosophically. There must be a standard of justice. There must be a standard of truth. There must be somewhere an ideal beauty, an ideal holiness, an ideal justice, an ideal truth, and that ideal must be above all men and angels. It must be a source from which all men and angels shall in their measure partake of truth, of holiness, of beauty, of justice. And that for me is God. God is the perfect justice, the eternal, the infinite, the absolute purity, goodness and truth.

...

And now if you will permit I will let you into a little secret, and I am somewhat comforted in this indiscretion o

#AET: Philadelphia Union 1-0 New York Red Bulls

Philadelphia Union scorers: Jakob Glesnes (120'+3')

Venue: Subaru Park

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LINE-UPS

Philadelphia Union

Andre Blake, Jack Elliott, Jakob Glesnes, Kai Wagner, Alvas Powell, José Martínez, Leon Flach (Jack Mcglynn), Alejandro Bedoya (Jesús Bueno), Kacper Przybylko (Cory Burke), Paxten Aaronson (Sergio Santos), Dániel Gazdag.

Subs: Stuart Findlay, Quinn Sullivan, Matthew Freese, Nathan Harriel, Ilsinho.

^____________________________

New York Red Bulls

Carlos Coronel, Sean Nealis, Andrés Reyes (John Tolkin), Thomas Edwards, Sean Davis, Dru Yearwood (Youba Diarra), Andrew Gutman, Kyle Duncan, Fábio (Patryk Klimala), Omir Fernandez (Caden Clark) (Daniel Royer), Cristian Cásseres Jr..

Subs: Lucas Monzón, Frankie Amaya, Ryan Meara, Wikelman Carmona.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

15' Dru Yearwood (New York Red Bulls) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

51' Andrew Gutman (New York Red Bulls) is shown the yellow card.

52' Thomas Edwards (New York Red Bulls) is shown the yellow card.

58' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Patryk Klimala replaces Fábio.

61' Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Sergio Santos replaces Paxten Aaronson.

73' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Caden Clark replaces Omir Fernandez.

74' José Martínez (Philadelphia Union) is shown the yellow card.

79' Andrés Reyes (New York Red Bulls) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

86' Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Cory Burke replaces Kacper Przybylko.

86' Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Jack McGlynn replaces Leon Flach.

90' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. John Tolkin replaces Andrés Reyes.

110' Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Jesús Bueno replaces Alejandro Bedoya because of an injury.

115' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Youba Diarra replaces Dru Yearwood.

116' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Daniel Royer replaces Caden Clark.

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Administration:

Vice President: Jerry Simpson

Secretary of State: Ignatius Donnelly

Secretary of the Treasury: Terence V. Powderly (1889-1890), John Peter Altgeld (1890-1891 (appointed to the Supreme Court)), James G. Maguire (1891-1893)

Secretary of War: John Lancaster Spalding

Attorney General: John Peter Altgeld (1889-1890), William L. Strong (1890-1893)

Secretary of the Navy: Tom L. Johnson

Secretary of the Interior: Edward McGlynn

Postmaster General: Warren W. Bailey

Secretary of Agriculture: Mary Elizabeth Lease

Secretary of Labor: Samuel Gompers

George shocked many with his upset victory, not least of all himself. Thus arose the first scandal of his term, the “raise hell” letter to his wife, the soon-to-be First Lady, Annie George, in which he admitted “I do not want the responsibility and the work of the office of the President of the United States, but I did want to raise hell!” Leaked to the Knoxville Journal (formerly known as the Tennessee Federalist), editor William Rule castigated George as an unprepared president and a mockery to the nation.

For Secretary of State, George selected controversial and aging former House Speaker and hollow-Earth advocate Ignatius Donnelly of Minnesota, a nomination barely approved by the Senate. 39 year old General Trades Union President Terence V. Powderly was selected for the Treasury post, while 41 year old Illinois Georgist John Peter Altgeld was handed the Justice Department. Tom L. Johnson, an Ohio single-tax leader in his mid-30s, was given the post of Secretary of the Navy, while similarly young Warren W. Bailey was made Postmaster General and Nebraska Georgist activist Mary E. Lease selected as Secretary of Agriculture.

Father Edward McGlynn was a chosen as a dark horse to be Secretary of the Interior, and subsequently excommunicated from the Catholic Church. 38 year old General Trades Union official Samuel Gompers was selected as Secretary of Labor, though the British-born Gompers quickly received criticism. Kentucky Catholic Bishop John Lancaster Spalding was selected to serve as Secretary of War, and, as with McGlynn, was excommunicated from the Church for it. The sole turnover in George’s cabinet arose when Powderly resigned to protest George’s free trade policies, and was replaced by a promoted Altgeld.

George’s inaugural was widely heralded, with lines pleasing to most such as: *”The primary error of the advocates of land nationalization is in their confusion of equal r

[Major League Soccer - 2021/2022]

#Philadelphia Union 0-1 New England Revolution

Match Info:

Lineups:

Philadelphia Union - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Joe Bendik, Nathan Harriel, Jakob Glesnes, Stuart Findlay, Kai Wagner, Alejandro Bedoya, Jack McGlynn, Quinn Sullivan, Paxten Aaronson, Leon Flach, Kacper Przybyłko

Substitutes: Matthew Freese, Aurelien Collin, Cole Turner, Anthony Fontana, Sergio Santos, Matheus Davó

Coach: J. Curtin

New England Revolution - 4-3-1-2

Starting XI: Brad Knighton, Brandon Bye, Andrew Farrell, Henry Kessler, DeJuan Jones, Wilfrid Kaptoum, Matt Polster, Arnór Traustason, Tommy McNamara, Teal Bunbury, Edward Kizza

Substitutes: Earl Edwards Jr., A.J. DeLaGarza, Christian Mafla, Scott Caldwell, Luis Caicedo, Emmanuel Boateng, Carles Gil

Coach: B. Arena

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

33' Yellow Card for N. Harriel (Philadelphia Union)

33' GOAL! Scored by M. Polster (New England Revolution)

55' Yellow Card for A. Traustason (New England Revolution)

59' Yellow Card for A. Traustason (New England Revolution)

59' Red Card for A. Traustason (New England Revolution)

63' Substitution: S. Caldwell for E. Kizza (New England Revolution)

66' Substitution: Carles Gil for W. Kaptoum (New England Revolution)

72' Yellow Card for A. Bedoya (Philadelphia Union)

72' Substitution: Ruan for J. McGlynn (Philadelphia Union)

72' Substitution: A. Fontana for N. Harriel (Philadelphia Union)

77' Yellow Card for Q. Sullivan (Philadelphia Union)

80' Yellow Card for A. Fontana (Philadelphia Union)

84' Substitution: C. Turner for Q. Sullivan (Philadelphia Union)

89' Yellow Card for P. Aaronson (Philadelphia Union)

90' Yellow Card for H. Kessler (New England Revolution)

90' Match whistled off

Player Match Stats

Philadelphia Union

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Mathematical puns makes me number

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

He lost May

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Put it on my bill

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

#FT: New York Red Bulls 1-1 Philadelphia Union

New York Red Bulls scorers: Omir Fernandez (37')

Philadelphia Union scorers: Sergio Santos (17')

Venue: Red Bull Arena

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New York Red Bulls

Carlos, Sean Nealis, Andrew Gutman, Andrés Reyes, Sean Davis, Dru Yearwood (Daniel Royer), John Tolkin (Thomas Edwards), Kyle Duncan, Patryk Klimala (Frankie Amaya), Omir Fernandez (Tom Barlow), Cristian Cásseres Jr. (Wikelman Carmona).

Subs: Ryan Meara, Cameron Harper, Youba Diarra, Caden Clark.

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Philadelphia Union

Andre Blake, Jack Elliott, Jakob Glesnes, José Martínez, Kai Wagner, Olivier Mbaizo, Jamiro Monteiro, Leon Flach, Alejandro Bedoya (Paxten Aaronson), Kacper Przybylko, Sergio Santos (Dániel Gazdag).

Subs: Alvas Powell, Stuart Findlay, Matthew Freese, Jesús Bueno, Davó, Jack Mcglynn, Quinn Sullivan.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

37' Omir Fernandez Goal

45' José Martínez (Philadelphia Union) is shown the yellow card.

45' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Wikelman Carmona replaces Cristian Cásseres Jr.

52' Kyle Duncan Yellow Card

58' On: Tom Barlow|Off: Omir Fernandez

64' Andrés Reyes (New York Red Bulls) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

74' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Daniel Royer replaces Dru Yearwood.

74' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Frankie Amaya replaces Patryk Klimala.

74' On: Paxten Aaronson|Off: Alejandro Bedoya

74' Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Daniel Gazdag replaces Sergio Santos.

85' Kai Wagner Yellow Card

86' Andre Blake (Philadelphia Union) is shown the yellow card.

87' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Thomas Edwards replaces John Tolkin.

88' Jack Elliott (Philadelphia Union) is shown the yellow card.

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#FT: New York Red Bulls 1-1 Philadelphia Union

New York Red Bulls scorers: Patryk Klimala (60' PEN)

Philadelphia Union scorers: Sergio Santos (85')

Venue: Red Bull Arena

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New York Red Bulls

Carlos, Amro Tarek (Mandela Egbo), Thomas Edwards, John Tolkin (Jason Pendant), Kyle Duncan, Sean Davis, Dru Yearwood (Frankie Amaya), Wikelman Carmona (Omir Fernandez), Cristian Cásseres Jr., Patryk Klimala (Tom Barlow), Fabio.

Subs: Ryan Meara, Florian Valot, Cameron Harper.

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Philadelphia Union

Matthew Freese, Jack Elliott, Jakob Glesnes, Kai Wagner, Olivier Mbaizo, Kacper Przybylko, José Martínez, Jamiro Monteiro, Leon Flach (Sergio Santos), Alejandro Bedoya, Dániel Gazdag (Joe Bendik).

Subs: Aurélien Collin, Stuart Findlay, Matthew Real, Nathan Harriel, Jack Mcglynn, Paxten Aaronson, Quinn Sullivan.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

42' Olivier Mbaizo Yellow Card

45'+2' Dru Yearwood Yellow Card

52' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Frankie Amaya replaces Dru Yearwood.

57' Matthew Freese Red Card

59' Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Joe Bendik replaces Daniel Gazdag.

60' Patryk Klimala Penalty - Scored

73' Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Sergio Santos replaces Leon Flach.

78' On: Mandela Egbo|Off: Amro Tarek

79' On: Omir Fernandez|Off: Wikelman Carmona

85' Sergio Santos Goal - Header

88' On: Jason Pendant|Off: John Tolkin

88' On: Tom Barlow|Off: Patryk Klimala

90'+7' Jamiro Monteiro Yellow Card

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#[Major League Soccer - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Philadelphia Union 0-1 New England Revolution

Match Info:

Date: September 03, 2021

Time: 19:30 (America/New_York)

Venue: Subaru Park

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Philadelphia Union: LDWLWD

New England Revolution: WDWWWW

Lineups:

Philadelphia Union - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Joe Bendik, Nathan Harriel, Jakob Glesnes, Stuart Findlay, Kai Wagner, Alejandro Bedoya, Jack McGlynn, Quinn Sullivan, Paxten Aaronson, Leon Flach, Kacper Przybyłko

Substitutes: Matthew Freese, Aurelien Collin, Cole Turner, Anthony Fontana, Sergio Santos, Matheus Davó

Coach: J. Curtin

New England Revolution - 4-3-1-2

Starting XI: Brad Knighton, Brandon Bye, Andrew Farrell, Henry Kessler, DeJuan Jones, Wilfrid Kaptoum, Matt Polster, Arnór Traustason, Tommy McNamara, Teal Bunbury, Edward Kizza

Substitutes: Earl Edwards Jr., A.J. DeLaGarza, Christian Mafla, Scott Caldwell, Luis Caicedo, Emmanuel Boateng, Carles Gil

Coach: B. Arena

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

33' Yellow Card for N. Harriel (Philadelphia Union)

33' GOAL! Scored by M. Polster (New England Revolution)

55' Yellow Card for A. Traustason (New England Revolution)

59' Yellow Card for A. Traustason (New England Revolution)

59' Red Card for A. Traustason (New England Revolution)

63' Substitution: S. Caldwell for E. Kizza (New England Revolution)

66' Substitution: Carles Gil for W. Kaptoum (New England Revolution)

72' Yellow Card for A. Bedoya (Philadelphia Union)

72' Substitution: Ruan for J. McGlynn (Philadelphia Union)

72' Substitution: A. Fontana for N. Harriel (Philadelphia Union)

77' Yellow Card for Q. Sullivan (Philadelphia Union)

80' Yellow Card for A. Fontana (Philadelphia Union)

84' Substitution: C. Turner for Q. Sullivan (Philadelphia Union)

89' Yellow Card for P. Aaronson (Philadelphia Union)

90' Yellow Card for H. Ke

#FT: Philadelphia Union 1-0 New York Red Bulls

Philadelphia Union scorers: Cory Burke (9')

Venue: Subaru Park

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Philadelphia Union

Andre Blake, Jack Elliott, Jakob Glesnes, Leon Flach, Kai Wagner, Olivier Mbaizo, Jamiro Monteiro, Anthony Fontana (Kacper Przybylko), Alejandro Bedoya (Quinn Sullivan), Sergio Santos (Matthew Real), Cory Burke.

Subs: Aurélien Collin, Stuart Findlay, Matthew Freese, Cole Turner, Jack Mcglynn, Paxten Aaronson.

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New York Red Bulls

Carlos, Aaron Long, Sean Nealis, Sean Davis, Amro Tarek (Thomas Edwards), Kyle Duncan, Frankie Amaya (Omir Fernandez), Caden Clark (Dru Yearwood), Cristian Cásseres Jr., Fabio (Cameron Harper), Daniel Royer (Patryk Klimala).

Subs: Ryan Meara, Andrés Reyes, Brian White, John Tolkin.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

9' Goal! Philadelphia Union 1, New York Red Bulls 0. Cory Burke (Philadelphia Union) left footed shot from a difficult angle on the left to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Jamiro Monteiro.

36' On: Thomas Edwards|Off: Amro Tarek

45' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Patryk Klimala replaces Daniel Royer.

52' Aaron Long (New York Red Bulls) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

54' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Omir Fernandez replaces Frankie Amaya.

58' On: Kacper Przybylko|Off: Anthony Fontana

61' Sean Nealis Yellow Card

76' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Dru Yearwood replaces Caden Clark.

76' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Cameron Harper replaces Fábio.

78' On: Matthew Real|Off: Sergio Santos

79' Dru Yearwood Yellow Card

90'+1' Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Quinn Sullivan replaces Alejandro Bedoya because of an injury.

90'+1' Leon Flach (Philadelphia Union) is shown the yellow card.

90'+2' Second yellow card to Dru Yearwood (New York Red Bulls) for a bad foul.

90'+4' Jack Elliott Yellow Card

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