Ranking Changes From End of 2020 to End of 2021

Heavyweight

• Ranking Improvements

+6 Ciryl Gane (#7 - #1)

+6 Marcin Tybura (#15 - #9)

+1 Francis Ngannou (#1 - C)

+1 Derrick Lewis (#4 - #3)

+1 Alexander Volkov (#6 - #5)

• Ranking Declines

-3 Jairzinho Rozenstruik (#3 - #6)

-3 Augusto Sakai (#9 - #12)

-2 Stipe Miocic (C - #2)

-2 Curtis Blaydes (#2 - #4)

-2 Walt Harris (#12 - #14)

-1 Segei Pavlovich (#14 - #15)

• New Additions to Rankings

Chris Daukus (#7)

Tom Aspinall (#10)

Tai Tuivasa (#11)

• No Longer Ranked (From)

Alistair Overeem (#5)

Aleksei Oleinik (#10)

Junior Dos Santos (#11)

**Shamil Abdurakhimov (#8). and Blagoy Ivanov (#13) kept position

Light Heavyweight

• Ranking Improvements

+5 Magomed Ankalaev (#11 - #6)

+3 Jiri Prochazka (#5 - #2)

+3 Paul Craig (#14 - #11)

+3 Jamahal Hill (#15 - #12)

+2 Anthony Smith (#6 - #4)

+1 Glover Teixeira (#1 - C)

+1 Aleksander Rakic (#4 - #3)

• Ranking Declines

-4 Dominick Reyes (#3 - #7)

-3 Thiago Santos (#2 - #5)

-2 Jimmy Crute (#12 - #14)

-1 Jan Blachowicz (#C - #1)

-1 Volkan Oezdemir (#7 - #8)

-1 Nikita Krylov (#8 - #9)

-1 Johnny Walter (#9 - #10)

• New Additions to Rankings

Ion Cutelaba (#15)

• No Longer Ranked (From)

Misha Cirkunov (#10)

**Ryan Spann (#13) kept position

Middleweight

• Ranking Improvements

+3 Marvin Vettori (#5 - #2)

+3 Derek Brunson (#7 - #4)

+3 Brad Tavares (#14 - #11)

• Ranking Declines

-4 Darren Till (#4 - #8)

-4 Kevin Holland (#10 - #14)

-4 Chris Weidman (#11- #15)

-3 Paulo Costa (#2 - #5)

-2 Kelvin Gastelum (#8 - #10)

• New Additions to Rankings

Sean Strickland (#7)

Nassourdine Imavov (#12)

Andre Muniz (#13)

• No Longer Ranked (From)

Edmen Shahbazyan (#12)

Omari Akhmedov (#13)

Ian Heinisch (#15)

**Israel Adesanya (C), Robert Whittaker (#1), Jared Cannonier (#3(, Jack Hermansson (#6), and Uriah Hall (#9) kept position

Welterweight

• Ranking Improvements

+8 Belal Muhammad (#13 - #5)

+6 Vincente Luque (#10 - #4)

+4 Khazmat Chimaev (15# - 11#)

+1 Neil Magny (#9 - #8)

• Ranking Declines

-2 Jorge Masvidal (#4 - #6)

-2 Stephen Thompson (#5 - #7)

-2 Michael Chiesa (#8 - #10)

-1 Geoff Neal (#11 - #12)

• New Additions to Rankings

Sean Brady (#9)

Jingliang Li (#13)

Santiago Ponzinibbio (#14)

Muslim Salikhov (#15)

• No Longer Ranked (From)

Tyron Woodley (#6)

Damian Maia (#7)

Ant

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

(W)= win streak at time of fight [total record of opponents at time of fight]. Top 10 wins is my opinion, I tried to balance record and level of opponent. If they fought twice I took first record only in total.

Jon Jones=.
Daniel Cormier 15-0 (w15).
Alexander Gustafsson 15-1(w6) + 18-4(w2).
Lyoto machida 17-2 (w1).
Shogun Rua 19-4 (w1).
Rashad Evans 17-1-1 (w4).
Rampage Jackson 32-8 (w2).
Glover Texeria 22-2 (w20).
Ryan bader 12-0 (w12).
Dominick Reyes 12-0 (w12).
Vitor Belfort 21-9 (w2).
[182-27-1 (w75)] win/fight= 86%.

Khabib Nurmagomedov=.
Connor mcgregor 21-3 (w2).
Dustin Poirier 25-5 (w5).
Justin Gaethje 22-2 (w4).
Edson barboza 19-4 (w3).
RDA 20-6 (w5).
Gleison tibau 26-7 (w3).
Al Iaquinta 13-3–1 (w5).
Micheal Johnson 17-10 (w1).
Thiago Tavares 17-4-1 (w2).
Pat Healy 26-16 (w6).
[206-60-2 (w36)] win/fight= 76%.

GSP=.
Matt Hughes 41-4 (w6) + 42-5 (w1).
Micheal Bisping 30-7 (w5).
Sean Sherk 31-1-1 (w12).
Johnny Hendricks 15-1 (w6).
Carlos Condit 28-5 (w5).
Jake sheilds 26-4-1 (w15).
Nick Diaz 26-8 (L1).
John Fitch 19-2 (w16).
Thiago Alves 17-5 (w7).
Dan Hardy 23-6 (w7).
[256-43-2 (w79 L1)] win/fight= 85%.

Anderson Silva=.
Rich franklin 22-1 (w8) + 24-2 (w2).
Dan Henderson 22-6 (L1).
Forrest griffin 16-5 (L1).
Vitor Belfort 19-8 (w5).
Nate marquardt 25-6-2 (w6).
Derek Brunson 16-4 (L1).
Damian Maia 12-1 (w1).
Hayato sakurai 18-0-2 (w14).
Thales leites 14-1 (w5).
Chael sonnen 37-0 (w37) + 40-0 (w40).
[190-42-5 (w42 L3)] win/fight= 80%.

Daniel Cormier=.
Stipe miocic 18-2 (w6).
Anthony Johnson 19-4 (w9) + 22-5 (w3).
Alexander Gustafsson 16-3 (L1).
Anderson Silva 33-7 (L3).
Dan Henderson 30-11 (w1).
Josh Barnett 31-5 (w8).
Volkan oezdemir 15-1 (w5).
Derrick Lewis 21-5 (w3).
Frank mir 16-6 (L1).
Roy Nelson 19-8 (L1).
[218-52 (w32 L6)] win/fight= 80%.

Israel adyeseana=.
Robert Whittaker 20-4 (w9).
Anderson Silva 34-8 (w1).
Paulo costa 13-0 (w13).
Kelvin Gastelum 16-3 (w2).
Yoel Romero 13-4 (L2).
Derek Brunson 18-6 (L1).
Brad Tavares 17-4 (w4).
Marvin Vettori 12-2-1 (w1) + 17-3-1 (w5).
Rob Wilkinson 11-1 (L1).
Kenan Song 6-1 (w1).
[160-33-1 (w31 L4)] win/fight= 82%.

[Here is DJ, Fedor, Stipe, Aldo](https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/p2hitp/some_more_of_the_goats_t

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

https://preview.redd.it/fxoynxpvsw971.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=94e4ba68c7c8bb113871a9a51bbda348269b81d7

PREFACE -

The Brazil Team of the 1970’s was one of the best teams to ever play football.

This was a team bristling with Individual Flair and was a team which was built of some of the best players in the world at that time.

No , I'm not going to say “Oh You Know What I Watched This Brazil Team Play” , I clearly have not and I suspect most if not all of you here haven't too! And so this post was a bit hard to create.

Its also Thursday which means there is Maintenance going on right now! So maybe you can give this a read if you don't have anything else to do!

So this post was made with help of some articles available on the internet which shall be duly credited at the end of this post. I've tried my best to find the players closest to the Brazilian players with the help of Articles , YouTube Clips(Very Limited To Be Honest) because I have never seen them play.

Oh and I also asked my Grandparents about this Brazilian Team so I shall also write what they have told about this quite occasionally.

So Sit Down , Strap In And Join Me On A Journey Where I Attempt To Recreate A Once - In - Lifetime Team! -

An Overview Of The Team -

Lets first have a look at the actual team! -

Brazil usually lined up in a Lop - Sided 4-3-3 and their team looks somewhat like this

https://preview.redd.it/1wuzn2e7sw971.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=00fefa7ce3419a1fd1a349f6d0af604ce6a819c8

However , during the attack the formation quickly changes to a 4-2-4 and looked something like this

https://preview.redd.it/bgq81ry8sw971.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=7047c81ca56ad6466ecb8ed847e579223c5d474e

Lets now have a look on how to try to recreate this team! -

GK -

Félix Miélli Venerando was the person in nets. In total he had 47 Caps for Brazil and was a very solid shot stopper.

Here I've gone with Cech. I couldn't find much about Felix so let's just bring in a man who is also very solid in game!

RB -

Carlos Alberto "Capita" Torres was the Right Back in this star studded team. Carlos Alberto was a very Attacking Right Full Back and is widely regarded as one of the best defenders ever.

He is probably best remembered for his amazing goal against Italy in the 1970 World Cup Final , which is viewed to be as one of the best goals scored in the tournament

The goal can be viewed here [https://

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Only active fighters are listed. Some fighters like GSP are technically still under contract, but are considered retired. Ed Herman is the most continuous tenured fighter without any breaks in action.

Debut Pre TUF

• Andrei Arlovski Debust: 11/17/2000
• Robbie Lawler Debuts: 5/10/2002

Debut 2006

• Ed Herman Debuts: 6/24/2006
• Joe Lauzon Debuts: 9/23/2006
• Clay Guida Debuts: 10/14/2006

Debut 2007

• Frankie Edgar Debuts: 2/3/2007
• Jeremy Stephens Debuts: 5/26/2007
• Nate Diaz Debuts: 6/23/2007
• Shogun Rua Debuts: 9/22/2007
• Demian Maia Debuts: 10/20/2007

Debut 2008

• Matt Brown Debuts: 6/20/2008
• Jon Jones Debuts: 8/9/2008
• Jim Miller Debuts: 10/18/2008
• Rafael dos Anjos Debuts: 11/15/2008

Debut 2009

• Carlos Condit Debuts: 4/1/2009
• Ben Rothwell Debuts: 10/24/2009
• Alexander Gustafsson Debuts: 11/14/2009

Debut 2010

• Darren Elkins Debuts: 3/21/2010
• Brad Tavares Debuts: 6/19/2010
• Court McGee Debuts: 6/19/2010
• Charles Oliveira Debuts: 8/1/2010
• Edson Barboza Debuts: 11/20/2010
• Michael Johnson Debuts: 12/4/2010
• John Makdessi Debuts: 12/11/2010

Debut 2011

• Dustin Poirier Debuts: 1/1/2011
• Rani Yahya Debuts: 1/22/2011
• Chris Weidman Debuts: 3/3/2011
• Joseph Benavidez Debuts: 3/19/2011
• Urijah Faber Debuts: 3/19/2011
• Eddie Wineland Debuts: 3/19/2011
• Raphael Assuncao Debuts: 3/19/2011
• Korean Zombie Debuts: 3/26/2011
• Alex Caceres Debuts: 3/26/2011
• Jose Aldo Debuts: 4/30/2011
• Tony Ferguson Debuts: 6/4/2011
• Dominick Cruz Debuts: 7/2/2011
• Stipe Miocic Debuts: 10/8/2011
• Cub Swanson Debuts: 11/12/2011

Debut 2012

• Max Holloway Debuts: 2/4/2012
• Tim Means Debuts: 2/15/2012
• Daniel Pineda Debuts: 3/2/2012
• Tim Elliott Debuts: 5/5/2012
• Glover Teixeira Debuts: 5/26/2012
• Michael Chiesa Debuts: 6/1/2012
• Al Iaquinta Debuts: 6/1/2012
• Francisco Trinaldo Debuts: 6/23/2012
• Mitch Gagnon Debuts: 7/21/2012
• Gunnar Nelson Debuts: 9/29/2012
• Robert Whittaker Debuts: 12/14/2012
• Vinc Pichel Debuts: 12/15/2012
• Derek Brunson Debuts: 12/29/2012

Debut 2013

• Bobby Green Debuts: 2/2/2013
• Neil Magny Debuts: 2/23/2013
• Conor McGregor Debuts: 4/6/2013
• Ilir Latifi Debuts: 4/6/2013
• Meisha Tate Debuts: 4/13/2013
• Uriah Hall Debuts: 4/13/2013
• Kelvin Gastelum Debuts: 4/13/2013
• Jorge Masvidal Debuts: 4/20/2013
• Ovince St. Preux Debuts: 4/27/2013
• Gian Villante Debuts: 4/27/2013
• Yancy Medeiros Debuts: 4/27/2013
• Luke Rockhold Debuts: 5/18/2013
• Sara McMann Deb

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

BamBOO!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

#1 Jon Jones: 4-0

1. W - #5 LHW Dominick Reyes (UD) - #4 LHW
2. W - #4 LHW Thiago Santos (SD) - #2 LHW
3. W - #6 LHW Anthony Smith (UD) - #3 LHW
4. W - #1 LHW Glover Teixeira (UD) - #2 LHW

#2 Kamaru Usman: 7-0

1. W - #6 WW Jorge Masvidal (KO) - #4 WW
2. W - #2 WW Gilbert Burns (TKO) - #1 WW
3. W - #6 WW Jorge Masvidal (UD) - #3 WW
4. W - #1 WW Colby Covington (TKO) - #2 WW
5. W - #7 LW Rafael dos Anjos (UD) - #3 WW
6. W - #8 MW Sean Strickland (UD) - NR
7. W - #3 WW Leon Edwards (UD) - NR

#3 Israel Adesanya: 7-1

1. W - #4 MW Marvin Vettori (UD) - #3 MW
2. L - LHW[C] Jan Błachowicz (UD) - LHW[C]
3. W - #2 MW Paulo Costa (TKO) - #2 MW
4. W - #1 MW Robert Whittaker (KO) - MW[C]
5. W - #9 MW Kelvin Gastelum (UD) - 4 MW
6. W - #5 MW Derek Brunson (TKO) - 6 MW
7. W - #13 MW Brad Tavares (UD) - #8 MW
8. W - #4 MW Marvin Vettori (SD) - NR

#4 Alexander Volkanovski: 3-0

1. W - #1 FW Max Holloway (SD) - #1 FW
2. W - #1 FW Max Holloway (UD) - FW[C]
3. W - #5 BW José Aldo (UD) - #1 FW

#5 Francis Ngannou: 4-2

1. W - #2 HW Stipe Miocic (KO) - HW[C]
2. W - #6 HW Jairzinho Rozenstruik (KO) - #6 HW
3. W - #4 HW Curtis Blaydes (TKO) - #3 HW
4. L - #3 HW Derrick Lewis (UD) - #5 HW
5. L - #2 HW Stipe Miocic (UD) - HW[C]
6. W - #4 HW Curtis Blaydes (TKO) - NR

#6 Dustin Poirier: 7-2

1. W - #9 LW Conor McGregor (TKO) - #5 LW
2. W - #9 LW Conor McGregor (TKO) - #4 LW
3. W - #8 LW Dan Hooker (UD) - #5 LW
4. W - #1 FW Max Holloway (UD) - FW[C]
5. W - #2 LW Justin Gaethje (TKO) - #6 LW
6. W - #11 LW Diego Ferreira (KO) - NR
7. L - #9 LW Conor McGregor (TKO) - #9 FW
8. L - #4 FW Chan Sung Jung (SUB) - NR
9. W - #1 FW Max Holloway (SUB) - NR

#7 Jan Błachowicz: 4-1

1. W - MW[C] Israel Adesanya (UD) - MW[C]
2. W - #5 LHW Dominick Reyes (TKO) - #1 LHW
3. L - #4 LHW Thiago Santos (TKO) - #6 LHW
4. W - #9 LHW Nikita Krylov (SUB) - NR
5. W - #3 MW Jared Cannonier (UD) - #14 LHW

#8 Stipe Miocic: 1-1

1. L - HW[C] Francis Ngannou (KO) - #1
2. W - HW[C] Francis Ngannou (UD) - #1

#9 Max Holloway: 6-5

1. W - #5 FW Calvin Kattar (UD) - #6 FW
2. L - FW[C] Alexander Volkanovski (SD) - FW[C]
3. L - FW[C] Alexander Volkanovski (UD) - #1 FW
4. W - #8 BW Frankie Edgar (UD) - #4 FW
5. L - #1 LW Dustin Poirier (UD) - #3 LW
6. W - #2 FW Brian Ortega (TKO) - #1 FW
7. W - #5 BW José Aldo (TKO) - #1 FW
8. W - #5 BW José Aldo (TKO) - FW[C]
9. W - LW[C] Charles Oliveira (TKO) - #7 FW
10. L - #9 LW Conor McGregor (UD) - NR
11. L - #1 LW Dustin Poirier (SUB) - NR

#10 Charles Oliveira: 2-2

1. W - #4 LW Mic