A B-flat, a E-flat and a G-flat walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry I don't serve minors"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTG-rohittugaya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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Glad my blood is b-negative

Last time they tried to build a hive in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vesurel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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I was told Cameron Diaz might be coming to my B&B, so I hired a personal maid to be on standby, just in case.

She was my chick in case of Diaz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFCBlink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Do you prefer a) Mulled Wine, b) Mulled Cider, c)Mulled beer or d) Mulled Gin?

This was a Mulled tipple choice question.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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A, B,

A, B, πŸ’Ώ, E, F, G..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livelifereal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2021
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If Susan B Anthony…

…then who do Anthony B?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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Love me some B-52's!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NationYell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2021
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these puns b very spicy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CentrePeace
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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A deer, B deer, C deer, D deer,...

... E deer, F deer, G deer, H deer, I deer, J deer, K deer, L deer, M deer, N deer, P deer, Q deer, R deer, S deer, T deer, U deer, V deer, W deer, X deer, Y deer and Z deer.

Wait.. did I miss one out? O deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OPettz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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I am broke, B-r-o-e broke!

I have zero K ($) to my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canned_beanz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2021
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I can't take my Dog to the Pond anymore, b/c the Ducks keep Attacking him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a Purebread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Personalized_Copy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2021
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My friend asked me at the gym, "Do you wanna listen to Cardi B first?"

I said, "How about Cardi O?"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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What did sushii A say to sushii B?

Wha-sup-B (say out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FollyOllyJo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2021
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What did sushi a say to sushi b?

Wasaaa b!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesusInRealLife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2021
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B +
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HTTYDFAN987
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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I bet you didnt know the B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B Mandelbrot?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdb12345
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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If changing my B’s to V’s makes me Russian…

Then Soviet!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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I work at a giant key oard factory.

So far I've put in several long shifts.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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B.L.T please.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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Who is the most agreeable Irish R&B singer?

Mary J. O’Blige

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andymoonman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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b-ears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-TacoMan
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Did you know the alphabet doesn't just go from A to B?

It needs a G P S

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbpf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2021
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3 B&W animals

Perhaps not so original, but it’s my 4 yo. So, am so damn proud today.

Me: Can you name 3 animals that are black and white?

Kiddo: Zebra, Penguin. ………

Another zebra!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdxpoints
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
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They say to speak Russian you need to change B's to V's

So Ve It

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...

Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I was a history major in college with a B average...

I went on to become a Vice Presidential historian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evadman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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What do you call a toilet that gets you from point A to point B?

A commode of transportation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moolokoo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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Did you hear about the R&B singer who got swindled by the phony guru?

It was a Chakra Con.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petite_alsacienne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2021
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B 206
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..

At some point, we'll have to draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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How Did Shaquille O’Neal Inspire The B-52’s?

When he wrote them a fan letter and ended it with β€œLove, Shaq”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2021
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Cardi B had a baby

Now she's Cardamom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekkasheeba
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noblegreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Who is Cardi-B's healthy sister?

Cardi-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_1337_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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If Hose C and Hose D are together, who is Hose B dating?

JosΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alasnik206
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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What is Cardi B’s name after she went to the gym?

Cardi-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/white-shark7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I'm not too big a fan of Cardi B, but I like her health conscious sister

Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euratowel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What does the β€œB” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2021
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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,

Then soviet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankcompany69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#

Damn!

I just majorly fucked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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