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Edmund Allenby Puns

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General Sir Edmund Allenby entering Jerusalem - 11 December 1917
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👤︎ u/defrays
📅︎ May 17 2021
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Edmund Allenby Entering Jerusalem 1917
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👤︎ u/abeookes726
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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Promotional posters for Lowell Thomas’s travelogues celebrate the exploits of both General Edmund Allenby and Lieutenant Colonel T.E. Lawrence. ca.1919.
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👤︎ u/negative10000upvotes
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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British General Edmund Allenby entered Jerusalem triumphantly through the Jaffa gate, and the city became an occupied territory. On this historic occasion, Allenby reportedly declared that “the wars of the crusades are now complete”.

As long as they want to continue the legacy of Crusading, we will continue the legacy of Salah al-Din, and win, by the grace of Allah SWT.

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👤︎ u/ifyodawastall
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Promotional posters for Lowell Thomas’s travelogues celebrate the exploits of both General Edmund Allenby and Lieutenant Colonel T.E. Lawrence. ca.1919.
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👤︎ u/Dhorlin
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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My first ever colorization. Lord Edmund Allenby, British General of the Boer War and the First World War and Governor of the Egyptian Protectorate
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👤︎ u/Superdude717
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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We're close to the 100th anniversary of Gen. Edmund Allenby’s liberation of Jerusalem from the Ottoman Empire.

Neat coincidence

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👤︎ u/someauthor
📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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In 1917, 700 years of Islamic occupation of Jerusalem ended. It was an army of Indians who were at the front in this historic event. British commander Edmund Allenby salutes the Indians when they enter Jerusalem
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👤︎ u/ranjan_zehereela2014
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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[June 29th, 1917] Edmund Allenby takes command of British forces in Palestine. firstworldwar.com/onthisd…
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👤︎ u/michaelnoir
📅︎ Jun 29 2017
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TDIH: December 9, 1917, World War I: Field Marshal Allenby captures Jerusalem from the Ottoman Empire. Photo: The victorious Allenby dismounted, enters Jerusalem on foot out of respect for the Holy City, 11 December 1917.
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👤︎ u/Paul-Belgium
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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👤︎ u/Rumblebully
📅︎ Jun 30 2021
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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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👤︎ u/Von_Bostaph
📅︎ Jun 18 2021
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Rational
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👤︎ u/mainhoonmadrasi
📅︎ Jun 30 2021
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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👤︎ u/Zayan-ali
📅︎ Jun 30 2021
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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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👤︎ u/jzagri
📅︎ Jun 24 2021
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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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👤︎ u/Available_Reindeer32
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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👤︎ u/tieyz
📅︎ Jun 27 2021
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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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👤︎ u/give_me_my_identity
📅︎ Jun 24 2021
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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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👤︎ u/mediashiznaks
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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Gottemm
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👤︎ u/Un_FaZed211
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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so many choices
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👤︎ u/SailorNebula
📅︎ Jun 07 2021
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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👤︎ u/JasonPetreasCoach
📅︎ Jun 11 2021
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He knows too much
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👤︎ u/Potato_salad123
📅︎ Jun 24 2021
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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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👤︎ u/bigus-_-dickus
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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3.14159265387279 snek
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👤︎ u/After-Satisfaction-3
📅︎ Jun 20 2021
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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👤︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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Rock bottom
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👤︎ u/Theo19555
📅︎ Jun 23 2021
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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👤︎ u/motherduck5
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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👤︎ u/hypeaze
📅︎ Jun 23 2021
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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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👤︎ u/Available_Reindeer32
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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👤︎ u/Available_Reindeer32
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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I threw up in the toilet
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👤︎ u/exotic_butters1275
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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Hot
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👤︎ u/AlexxFruit
📅︎ Jun 22 2021
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I'd ruther not say
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👤︎ u/Un_FaZed211
📅︎ Jul 01 2021
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Saw this on insta @PunHubOnline
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👤︎ u/Haidi7
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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Had a good chuckle
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👤︎ u/LittleBigOwl
📅︎ Jun 21 2021
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Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

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👤︎ u/smoffatt34920
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
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👤︎ u/Unholy_Jer
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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👤︎ u/Available_Reindeer32
📅︎ Jun 22 2021
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So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

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👤︎ u/BritishTeeth11
📅︎ Jun 14 2021
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The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, “I’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

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👤︎ u/BritishTeeth11
📅︎ Jun 19 2021
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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👤︎ u/theimmortalmeluhan
📅︎ Jun 27 2021
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