A list of puns related to "Eden Name"
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
We came into work on a Saturday where dress is really relaxed. He was wearing a soccer jersey for a guy named Eden Hazard. Hazard plays for Chelsea and the Belgian national team.
The front of soccer jerseys typically have a company name on them for advertising. This one had Samsung.
I asked if he got the jersey free with a purchase of his Note 7.
He actually laughed at the joke.
Bonus: we're both Arabs so I told him not to go to the airport wearing it.
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