A list of puns related to "Eddie Lawson"
https://silodrome.com/eddie-lawson-race-used-shoei-helmet/
Not affiliated with this in any way, I just think it's a cool collector's item. Steady Eddie was a beast. I started a deeper dive into Motogp history last year and boy these guys were insane.
Here's a Lawson/Gardner duel from that season
Probably won't happen but what are your thoughts?
Please find the list below:
(eBook PDF)Constitutional Law for a Changing America Rights, Liberties, and Justice 10th Edition Kindle+PDF by Lee J. Epstein , Thomas G. Walker
(eBook PDF)Chemistry: An Introduction to General, Organic, and Biological Chemistry 12th edition by Karen C. Timberlake
(eBook PDF)Criminal Law Today 6th Edition by Frank Schmalleger , Daniel E. Hall
(eBook PDF)Chemistry: An Introduction to General, Organic, and Biological Chemistry 13th edition by Karen Timberlake
(eBook PDF)Doing Ethics Moral Reasoning, Theory, and Contemporary Issues 5th Edition by Lewis Vaughn
(eBook PDF)Drugs, Society, and Human Behavior 17th Edition by Carl Hart, Charles Ksir
(eBook PDF)Effective Teaching Methods Research-Based Practice 9th Edition by Borich Gary D.
(eBook PDF)Effective Training Systems, Strategies, and Practices 5th Edition by P. Nick Blanchard, James Thacker
(eBook PDF)Ethical Problems in the Practice of Law (Aspen Casebook) 4th Edition by Lisa G. Lerman, Philip G. Schrag
(eBook PDF)Families and Their Social Worlds 3rd Edition by Karen Seccombe
(eBook PDF)Microbiology The Human Experience by John W. Foster , Zarrintaj Aliabadi , Joan L. Slonczewski
(eBook PDF)Gardners Art through the Ages A Global History, Volume I 16th Edition by Fred S. Kleiner
(eBook PDF)Gateways to Democracy An Introduction to American Government, Enhanced 4th Edition by John G. Geer , Richard Herrera , Wendy J. Schiller , Jeffrey A. Segal
(eBook PDF)Hospitality Law Managing Legal Issues in the Hospitality 5th Edition by Stephen C. Barth, Diana S. Barber
(eBook PDF)International Human Resource Management 7th Edition by Peter Dowling , Marion Festing , Allen Engle
(eBook PDF)Introduction to Information Systems People Technology and Processes by Patricia Wallace
(eBook PDF)Introduction to Learning and Behavior 5th Edition by Russell A. Powell , P. Lynne Honey , Dian
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Made all-time hometown rosters with original 30 NBA teams + 25 new teams to split populated areas and big teams (spreadsheet + map)
I used the top 969 players who have at least 10000 minutes played in their career.
Why 10000 minutes played? Because that's the lower standard set by Basketball-Reference to get on their ABA career leaderboard (15000 MP for NBA). I added George Mikan, because even though he hasn't played enough minutes, he's featured in All-Time ESPN NBARank and Bill Simmons Hall of Fame Pyramid.
I started off with the current 30 teams. To split up the Lakers and Clippers, I gave the Clippers their proposed Inglewood site.
As I looked at the map of player hometowns, I realized that there were:
Based off city population and arena size, I added 25 new teams.
I started off gathering hometowns due to this fantastic database by Reuben Fischer-Baum ([original article source here](https://deadspin.com/infographics-where-do-pro-basketball-players-come-from-5132615
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
As we again look to the future instead of the playoffs, I was thinking about which players would you say are keepers for the future? To save the comments from setting aflame, let's set aside the quarterback position. My opinion:
RB: Michael Carter (coaching staff clearly not a Perine fan and Ty is killing me with these drops)
WR: Moore, Davis, Berrios (Crowder is likely gone in FA)
OL: AVT, Becton, one of Moses/Fant (Maybe LDT earns a spot for next year, bye GVR)
DL: QWilliams, JFM (Fatukasi and Rankins are both free agents and I'd be fine with bringing them back on a reasonable contract)
LB: Mosley, Quincy Williams (Mosley could be cut for cap savings but our defense is so talent-deficient, I know we have some young players at LB and they'll be back but not counted on to start)
EDGE: Carl Lawson, Bryce Huff (get healthy carl)
CB: Bryce Hall, MCII, Brandon Echols (not a bad set of CBs to grow with, would love to add one more ballhawk)
S: Maaaaaybe Elijah Riley but nobody else
K: The Legend Eddy Pineiro
P: Mann cause who cares
Agree? Disagree?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Thor - Alexander Skarsgaard, Joel Kinnaman (Jane Foster - Kiera Knightley, Loki - James McCavoy)
Captain America - Armie Hammer (not now obv), Chris Pine (Sam Wilson - Daveed Diggs, Bucky - Aaron Taylor-Johnson)
Dr Strange - Pedro Pascal, Eddie Redmayne (The Ancient One - Donnie Yen, Kaecillius - Tom Hardy)
Captain Marvel - Emma Stone, Anne Hathaway (Yon-Rogg - Ewan McGregor, Dr. Wendy Lawson - Julianne Moore)
Black Panther - Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Mahershala Ali (Killmonger - Michael Jai White, Shuri - Zoe Kravitz)
Any thoughts or additions?
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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