Dutton Penguin Puns

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• If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
• Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
• Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
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Please find the list below

3461. Harrison's Principles of Internal Medicine (Vol.1 & Vol.2), 20th Edition: Dennis L. Kasper & Anthony S. Fauci & Stephen L. Hauser & Dan L. Longo

3462. An Introduction to Language, 11th Edition: Victoria Fromkin & Robert Rodman & Nina Hyams

3463. Milady Standard Esthetics: Fundamentals, 11th Edition: Milady

3464. Public Administration: Partnerships in Public Service, 5th Edition: William C. Johnson

3465. McCarthy's Introduction to Health Care Delivery: A Primer for Pharmacists, 6th Edition: Kimberly S. Plake & Kenneth W. Schafermeyer & Robert L. McCarthy

3466. Torres' Patient Care in Imaging Technology, 9th Edition: Andrea Dutton & TerriAnn Ryan

3467. The Human Past: World History & the Development of Human Societies, 4th Edition: Chris Scarre

3468. Introduction to Polymers, 3rd Edition: Robert J. Young & Peter A. Lovell

3469. Crowley's An Introduction to Human Disease: Pathology and Pathophysiology Correlations, 10th Edition: Emily Reisner & Howard Reisner

3470. ManageFirst: Hospitality and Restaurant Management, 2nd Edition: National Restaurant Association

3471. Leadership in Nursing Practice: Changing the Landscape of Health Care, 3rd Edition: Daniel Weberg & Kara Mangold & Tim Porter-O'Grady & Kathy Malloch

3472. Automotive Engineering Fundamentals, 0th Edition: Richard Stone & Jeffrey K. Ball

3473. Business Statistics, 3rd Edition: Norean D. Sharpe & Richard D. De Veaux & Paul F. Velleman

3474. Essentials of Systems Analysis and Design, Global 6th Edition: Joseph S. Valacich & Joey F. George & Jeff Hoffer

3475. The Ventilator Book, 2nd Edition: William Owens MD

3476. Introduction to Security, 9th Edition: Robert Fischer Ph.D. & Edward Halibozek & David Walters

3477. Art of Mesopotamia, 1st Edition: Zainab Bahrani

3478. Analysis for Financial Management, 12th Edition: Robert C. Higgins

3479. Heat and Mass Transfer: Fundamentals and Applic

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Looking to expand your library and interested in the drug war and the history of narcotrafficking in Mexico (which makes sense if you are on this sub)? Then you've come to the right place.

I've been gathering for some time all the books dealing with this subject, in English and Spanish. I've put 50 of them in this first post so as not to overload it, as it will be followed by others.

Que tengas una buena lectura

Part 2

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Aguayo, S., Dayán Ashkenazi, Jacobo, Garza Ramos, Javier, Seminario sobre Violencia y Paz de El Colegio de México. (2020). “Reconquistando” la laguna los Zetas, el Estado y la sociedad organizada, 2007-2014. El Colegio de México. https://www.amazon.com/Reconquistando-laguna-sociedad-organizada-2007-2014-ebook/dp/B08HSJ5JB1
Bunker, R. J. (Ed.). (2011). Narcos over the border: Gangs, cartels and mercenaries. Routledge. https://www.amazon.com/Narcos-Over-Border-Cartels-Mercenaries/dp/0415597250
Carrión, L. (2018). La fosa de agua: Desapariciones y feminicidios en el Río de los Remedios. Debate. https://www.amazon.com/Fosa-agua-Lydiette-Carrión/dp/6073170025
Cedillo, J. A. (2018). Las guerras ocultas del narco. Grijalbo. https://www.amazon.com/guerras-ocultas-narco-Hidden-Spanish/dp/6073167342
Corona, M. (2017). Confessions of a cartel hit man (1st ed.). Dutton, Penguin Random House. https://www.amazon.com/Confessions-Cartel-Hit-Martin-Corona/dp/1101984627
Correa-Cabrera, G., & Payan, T. (2021). La guerra improvisada: Los años de Calderón y sus consecuencias (1st ed.). Oceano. https://www.amazon.com/guerra-improvisada-Calderón-consecuencias-Spanish/dp/6075573046
Cruz, F. (2020). García Luna, el señor de la muerte (1st ed.). Planeta. [https://www.amazon.com/García-Luna-señor-muerte-Spanish/dp/6070772830](https://www.amazon.com/Garc%C3%ADa-Luna-se%C3%B

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I won't be doing that today!

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

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And then shook his arm really fast.

(True story, please groan with me.)

• If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
• Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
• Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
• You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
• Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below

7690. Molecular Biology, 3rd Edition: David P. Clark & Nanette J. Pazdernik & Michelle R. McGehee

7691. Motivational Interviewing, 3rd Edition: William R. Miller & Stephen Rollnick

7692. Brooks/Cole Empowerment Series: An Introduction to Family Social Work, 4th Edition: Donald Collins & Catheleen Jordan & Heather Coleman

7693. Microsoft Excel 2019 Data Analysis and Business Modeling, 6th Edition: Wayne Winston

7694. The Power of Framing: Creating the Language of Leadership, 2nd Edition: Gail T. Fairhurst

7695. Doing Right: A Practical Guide to Ethics for Medical Trainees and Physicians, 3rd Edition: Philip C. Hebert

7696. Experimental Design: Procedures for the Behavioral Sciences, 4th Edition: Roger E. Kirk

7697. Principles of Corporate Finance, 11th Edition: Richard Brealey

7698. The PMP Exam: How to Pass on Your First Try, 6th Edition: Andy Crowe

7699. Workbook for Diagnostic Medical Sonography: The Vascular System (Diagnostic Medical Sonography Series), 2nd Edition: Ann Marie Kupinski

7700. Financial Markets and Institutions, 6th Edition: Anthony Saunders

7701. Windows Server 2016 Unleashed, 1st Edition: Rand Morimoto & Jeffrey Shapiro & Guy Yardeni

7702. NoSQL for Mere Mortals, 1st Edition: Dan Sullivan

7703. Children's Thinking: Cognitive Development and Individual Differences, 6th Edition: David F. Bjorklund & Kayla B. Causey

7704. Mathematical Statistics with Applications, 7th Edition: Dennis Wackerly & William Mendenhall & Richard L. Scheaffer

7705. Speak Up! An Illustrated Guide to Public Speaking, 4th Edition: Douglas M. Fraleigh & Joseph S. Tuman & Peter Arkle

7706. An Introduction to Intercultural Communication: Identities in a Global Community, 9th Edition: Fred E. Jandt

7707. Data Mining for Business Analytics: Concepts, Techniques and Applications in Python, 1st Edition: Galit Shmueli & Peter C. Bruce & Peter Gedeck & Nitin R. Patel

7708. Chemical Fate and Tr