Ba dum tsscough
My wife: (coughs)
Me: (stares at her)
Her: I have the coronavirus
Me: don't say that
Her: it was a joke
Me: that's a sick joke
Ba dum tsss
Due to ongoing quarantine measures, i'll only be telling inside jokes from now on
What do you play? I play the drumpet ba dum tooot
Ba dum tss imgur.com/6kGMAom
My SO and I were just discussing how our friends named their new dog Mariota or Yoda for short and he said, "I can't see that name sticking for too long...it sounds forced." Ba dum tssss.
Did you hear about all the trouble that a drummer caused by coming out of retirement?
Apparently there were several repercussions.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb ?
And a one and a two, and a one, two, three,four.
Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?
Because they belong behind bars.
It was my goal to bury the body during a break in the middle of the show.
It was my intermission.
Energizer bunny just went to jail!
It was charged with battery...
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-morse code.
How do you call a cow that is angry but also brave
cow-rageous
One bodybuilder to the other...
- How much do you whey?
Shaquille O’Neal got PTSD when learning how to play the drums
It happened every time he tried to do a rim shot.
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table.
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
Heard you all like drum puns... /r/puns/comments/md1f9t/h…
