A list of puns related to "Drug Addicted"
Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol
Trying to get their fix, they buy a quaailude.
A crack-en
A Crackodile...
Crackula.
Obviously.
A quackhead.
She's a Heroine addicted to Heroin.
Mine was to sandpaper. It was wearing me down.
Doing the white lines
CocaINe, cocaOUTe
De Nile
The track marks.
He was put in an induced korma.
quack
Send ludes.
The lineman.
Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.
“I really methed up.”
They’re called stoners for a reason, you know.
Guess it was in vein.
Vampires are hands down the worst at self-reflection.
A quackhead
Addictionary
He said “have you seen my cocaine” and I said, “not since his role in the recent Batman movies”
“Urine trouble!”
I'm not sure what he was on but he was hooked on something.
They're too high.
• What do you call a person that drinks too much?
addicted
• What do you call a person that uses too many drugs?
addicted
• What do you call a person that eats to much?
addicted
• What slapped you across the face last night?
addicted
Significant other recently dumped me to heal some personal life issues alone. Call the family and explain the situation, tell them that bf was sadly a recovering drug addict.
Go home to enjoy a mom daughter weekend. Bad dad joke ensues.
Dad calls: What are you and your mom up to today? Me: We just finished a manicure pedicure session. Dad: I thought you just got rid of one of those? Me: ...what?.. Dad: A man-to-cure. Me: .....Face palm. Okay dad... That was pretty good.
I said "Not since he starred in Zulu".
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