A list of puns related to "Driftwood, Texas"
Fight takes place in a random motel outside the Sawyer Ranch, where the Sawyers weβre planning on having a harvest, only to realize their fighting another family of depraved southerners.
Looking for a nice piece of driftwood that would make a good center piece for a 10 gallon betta tank. I would need to have it shipped to me but will gladly pay for it.
Looking for some nice thick driftwood pieces to grow moss on. Iβd like bright green plants and carpeting plants. Iβll gladly accept cuttings if someone is wanting to get rid of any.
Iβll also happily take anything off your hands if you no longer want it! If you donβt want something but donβt want to just throw it out I fully understand that feeling. Not trying to beg, just saying!
My LFS sells but its so expensive (at the least 30$ for like 7 or 8 inches) and so is amazon π« i wanna make my tanks more natural looking so... Any help would be appreciated, can pay through pay pal, money order, whatever π
Just looking for these items! I have had very little luck finding drift wood or healthy plants. I live in East Texas. Will give zip code in private message. Thanks!!
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
I have a very large Black belt cichlid currently in a 125 gallon tank with only a small Raphael catfish that hides in the driftwood. Him along with my Green Texas in a different tank have seemed to become more shy and I was reading up on some dither fish helping large CA be more comfortable. I think I could do large tetras or silver dollars with the Texas as heβs less aggressive but the black belt will not tolerate any other fish near his size I would think. Would livebearers be a good choice?
image of background from Texas Wall Background | Universal Rocks for reference.
I'm getting back into the hobby and want to do it right. Iβm double the original budget already (was going to go 75gl) so Iβm hoping I have a good plan.
Tank: 130-gallon 72x24x24 w/ glass top
Background: Universal rocks Texas wall in brown and a few stacking rocks (may do real or fake driftwood depending on cleanup crew and open space)
Filters: 2x fx6
Heater 2x Jager 300w with an inkbird
Lighting: Current USA Serene sun RGB+w
160 lb of African Cichlid Mix sand
Iβm thinking 20-25 male Peacocks and 1-2 Pleco or Synodontis
What do you think?
Pleco vs Synodontis?
I read the βjakeβsβ like some rockwork is this true?
Ideas for online dealers. I had planned on Tampa Bay but have seen some negative reviews lately.
Hope to bring you guys along on the journey for the next six months. Thank you in advance.
Pilot on me!!
Senses Fail - Joshua Tree (Live)
Kevin Devine - Between the Concrete & Clouds (10th Anniversary Edition)
The Dear Hunter - The Indigo Child
Angel Du$t - "Yak": A Collection Of Truck Songs
Big D and the Kids Tables - DO YOUR ART
The Copyrights - Alone in a Dome
Neutral Snap - Tell Me How I Feel
Trace Mountains - HOUSE OF CONFUSION
Parquet Courts - Sympathy for Life
Dooms Children - Dooms Children
The Lighthouse And The Whaler - Talk
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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