Drew Seeley Puns

TL;DR - listen to this and tell me that there aren't two different male vocalists having their takes stitched together.

It's relatively well known at this point that Drew Seeley sang the vast majority of the music in High School Musical. To be frank, the parts that Zac Efron did sing in that first movie are pretty poor, but I imagine the major reason for this decision was that the music is written in a range that is way too high for Efron.

Seeley was not given credit originally, but eventually they did reveal this to be the case. Admittedly, Zac Efron did improve his vocals a lot for the second movie, and Disney claims that it was all him.

BUT, this morning a song came on in the car and I thought, "I'm pretty sure that note is out of Zac Efron's range, and it kinda sounds like Drew Seeley..."

I listened a couple more times and became more and more convinced that there were some lines sung by Seeley. Later I found a video with the vocals isolated, and I think it's pretty telling. I'll let you decide for yourself.

I watched a movie years ago on my sister's old laptop. No idea if she had a CD of it or it was online. I'll list down everything I can remember:

• No big-shot celebrity actors, the main leads were definitely not popular actors

• the female lead actress had straight brown hair, a rounder face

• a new guy comes into town, who's very attractive and also rich? She has the hots for him and they start going out, I think this guy looked a bit like Drew Seeley EDIT: the guy was portrayed as a bit weird, imagine like Edward from Twilight in the sense he had that 100 yard stare and he wasn't very talkative, which all played into showing him as the 'creepy obsessed villain' in the movie

• At one point he invites her to his house, they go to his bedroom and maybe he shows her his music collection

• the girl also has a male best friend/ friend who works in a comic book shop/ music shop who is very suspicious of the new guy. He was a bit lanky

• rumours have been going around of the new guy being a psycho (serial killer maybe)

• the girl starts to get suspicious of him too, the most of the movie makes it look like he's the bad guy

• in the climax we find out it's actually the girl's friend who's the killer/ psycho

• apparently the friend was obsessed with her so he did those things

EDIT: Forgot to mention - it was an American movie, set in a small town, I remember the movie had a quiet and mysterious feel to it. Also, I think there was a box in the movie, and the girl's guy friend wrote comic books (possibly related to the main plot)

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

1. Ben Platt playing 17-year-old Evan Hansen in Dear Evan Hansen at age 27
2. Olivia Newton-John playing 17-year-old Sandy in Grease at age 29
3. Stacey Dash playing a 16/17-year-old in the Clueless series at age 29
4. Andrew Garfield playing a 17/18-year-old in The Amazing Spider-Man at age 27
5. Andrew Garfield as an 18-year-old
6. Naya Rivera playing a 15-year-old on Glee as a 22-year-old
7. Tom Holland playing 15-year-old Peter Parker in Spider-Man: Homecoming at 20
8. Drew Seeley playing a high school senior in Another Cinderella Story at age 26
9. Kedar Williams-Stirling playing a 16-year-old in Sex Education at age 24
10. John Travolta playing a 17/18-year-old in Grease at age 24
11. Leonardo DiCaprio playing a 17-year-old in Catch Me If You Can at age 27/28
12. Gabrielle Union playing a teenager in Bring it On at age 27
13. Cole Sprouse playing a 16-year-old on Riverdale at age 24
14. Timothée Chalamet playing a 17-year-old in Call Me By Your Name at age 22
15. Harry Shum Jr. playing a teenager on Glee at age 27
16. Asa Butterfield playing a 16-year-old on Sex Education as a 21-year-old
17. Darren Criss playing a high schooler on Glee at age 23
18. Greta Onieogou playing a ~16-year-old on All American as a 27-year-old
19. Thomas Brodie-Sangster playing a ~16-year-old in The Maze Runner as a 23-year-old
20. Saoirse Ronan playing a 17-year-old in Lady Bird as a 22-year-old
21. And finally, Michelle Trachtenberg playing a 16-year-old on Gossip Girl as a 22-year-old

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He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments