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👤︎ u/spunth
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Sticky situation youtu.be/U_YBzJBa_mA
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👤︎ u/norspur
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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My dad and steamed fish (not really a dad joke; just my dad's thing)

Chinese dude here.

Every time we have dinner with extended family, we'll have a whole steamed fish as one of the courses.

My dad will usually be the person to cut up and distribute the fish among the family.

Every time he does that, he'll use the spoon and fork to make the fish mouth "thunder, thunder, THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" before cutting up the fish followed by this shit-eating grin around the table. No one above the age of 14 laughs.

The younger cousins find this funny and that's probably why my dad keeps doing it every freaking time.

Just my dad's thing.

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👤︎ u/MechBear
📅︎ May 17 2014
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Where'd you get that shirt...

So when I was younger I used to have a belly shirt that I would wear similar to this and whenever I wore it this conversation would ensue

Dad: Hey, where'd you get that shirt?

Me: Probably Walmart or K-mart? Why?

Dad: Well you should go back and ask for the other half!

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