Drawn & Quarterly Puns

A list of puns related to "Drawn & Quarterly"

They tortured George Washington after he died.

They had him drawn and quartered.

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👤︎ u/Jimmybuffetkol
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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Criminal justice has progressed

When a thief is caught today, it’s not like the olden days. Now, you get a mugshot and housed in a jail cell. Then, they were just drawn and quartered.

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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A former cartoonist was put to death today for robbing a video arcade.

He was drawn and quartered.

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👤︎ u/mackenenzie
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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