What did the slipper say to the bar of dove soap?

"I'm fairly sure I'm slipperier than you."

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📅︎ Oct 15 2014
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Santa Doing It Right

I went to see Santa last night. He had a prostitute carrying a Dove bar and Sure deodorant. One whore, soap and spray.

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📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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