Double Crosser Puns

A list of puns related to "Double Crosser"

Cortana for Windows 10 is the queen of Dad Jokes

Me: "Tell me a Joke"

Cortana: "Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser"

Me: Groan "Tell me a Good Joke."

Cortana: "There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure"

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👤︎ u/theswerto
📅︎ Jul 31 2015
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What do you call a person who has crossed the ocean twice, but didn’t shower either way?

A dirty double crosser

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👤︎ u/Eluceadtenebras
📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call a chicken who crossed the road, fell into the mud and crossed the road again?

A dirty double-crosser...

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👤︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, and cross the road again?

It was a dirty double crosser.

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👤︎ u/BoxfullofBuns
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why did the chicken cross the road roll in the mud and then cross back over the road

Because he was a dirty double crosser

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👤︎ u/TrashMannCo
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Why did the chicken roll around in dirt then cross the road twice?

Because he wanted to be a dirty double crosser

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👤︎ u/Pinkninja1228
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

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👤︎ u/DatedRef_PastEvent
📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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