Double A Sided Puns

A list of puns related to "Double A Sided"

I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.

I was de-pleated.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.

It was replete with pleats.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Dinner in a Middle Eastern Restaurant

My husband is the punniest person in the world, a sample of his humor:

I was eating in a Middle Eastern restaurant when I heard a loud noise, "kabob, kabob", I falafel my chair, there was a double hummus side at the next table. I didn't try to be a gyro, then a shawarma police rushed in.

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👤︎ u/longleglady
📅︎ Jan 25 2016
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On the golf course

I was playing golf with my dad and his friend, we had all hit our tee shots in the rough on the right side of the fairway.

>Me: This sucks, we're all in a bad position.

>Dad: Why? Being right is great!

>Me: ??

>Dad: It's better than being wrong!

Thanks dad, I still got a double bogey....

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👤︎ u/LED4lyfe
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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