Dos Stub Puns

A list of puns related to "Dos Stub"

What do you get when your sensitive and overly dramatic sister stubs her toe?

A crisis

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👤︎ u/twentyyearsofneglect
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do monsters say when they stub their toe?

Crack - a - toe - a!

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👤︎ u/SodArgon
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a cow....

...... with no legs? Ground beef

...... with two legs? Lean beef

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam!

Who do you call when your stub your toe? A Towtruck

New to reddit, thought I'd start with my go to dad jokes.

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👤︎ u/Dockterj987
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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