What you call a person with no Body and Nose ?
My 5 year old son has started asking awkward questions about the human body.
I suppose the freezer wasn't the best place to hide it....
During my dental appointment, I found out that I had a lot of cavities
Turned out to be my dental dis-appointment
Doctor: Your body ran out of Magnesium
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Did you hear about the person who lost the entire left side of their body?
My doctor told me my body had run out of magnesium
Poor guy just left the hospital after having half his body amputated
It cost him an arm and a leg
It took my friend a lot of balls to appear in the Reality TV show “Embarrassing Bodies”.
What did the kidney say to the bladder when he joined the Body Club?
Hidden bodies
A new strain of head lice has appeared that is resistant to conventional treatments. This has left scientists scratching their heads.
What is your most trendy body part?
What part of your body, dies last?
Your pupils, as they dielate
At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
My wife arrived for an appointment and texted me "There's no body here!"
"Well I hope you would call the cops if there were"
I told my partner that I'm getting her name tattooed onto my body.
"Where exactly?" she asked.
I said, "Probably at the tattoo shop down the road."
I failed my biology test. I mislabeled every body part but one.
At least my heart was in the right place.
It was my goal to bury the body during a break in the middle of the show.
Man, decomposing bodies is tough right?
My daughter is taking body positivity too far,
just this morning, she texted me saying happy fat hers day. She didn't even wish me a happy dad's day.
How would you call a dick growing on the other side of the body?
How many dead bodies are buried in the average American cemetery?
Did you hear about the guy who had the left side of his body cut off?
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
My wife was making fun of how many cavities I’ve had over the years...
I replied, “Please stop talking about it. You’re hurting my fillings.”
I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with body spray today
Now I have this weird Axe scent
Doctor- Your body is completely out of magnesium.
Patient- OMG!
Doctor- Exactly
So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..
It’s because they di-late
What body of water will make you sick?
I once told a girl that her body was shaped like a ketchup bottle.
She took it as a condiment.
What organ in your body enlarges four times when you are excited?
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
Funeral homes might start displaying bodies of the deceased again after Covid-19 lockdown...
But that remains go be seen.
When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
what do you call a person with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils....they dilate.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
What do you call a man with no nose and no body?
Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has ran out of Magnesium
Which part of your body is the last thing to die?
Why are pupils the last part of your body to die?
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