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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
As it turns out, gaining enough money to fund an entirely new, top of the art intracontinental trade route is not as easy as one might expect. However, that said, even after many have deemed our project “useless” and “silly” due to their closed-mindedness, there are still yet options for us left.
One of these options, of course, is the mother Church, of course! We have spoken with the Pope already and, luckily, he has been most receptive to the Waragerstrasse Project, after all, how could he not, when it allows pious christians within the Baltic to finally be able to undertake pilgrimages for once?
Thus, our course of actions now is twofold: Firstly, the Pope has agreed to make the sale of indulgences within Riga and Livonia legal, using them as for their original purposes, to raise a form of charity to help fund different projects the church deems worthy of such help! Thus, we have transmitted the Pope’s decision to the rest of the Livonian Confederation, so that we can see how much this sale of indulgences will be able to raise for the Waragerstrasse Project, to finally allow the peoples of Terra Mariana to visit the birthplace of Mary herself!
Alongside this, we have also officially sent letters to the Archbishop of Riga, together with the bishops of Osel-Wiek and Dorpat, asking if they would be willing to help fund this new pilgrimage route as well, to help the manifold peoples of Terra Mariana better connect with Christ, our lord and saviour.
Hopefully this will get us somewhat closer to funding the project.
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TLDR: The Pope has made the sale of indulgences legal within Riga and Livonia to help fund the Waragerstrasse, and I'm asking the bishoprics and archbishopric within Terra Mariana for help funding the Waragerstrasse.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me my jokes aren't stale
It was about a weak back.
