There's quite a few names in this yearbook, so sticking with just the ones with fun nicknames, plus anything on the more unusual side.
Girls
Gertrude Ethel "Skirts"
Louise Virginia "Weesie"
Baylise Viola
Elizabeth Miriam "Giggles"
Willie Mae "Piggie"
Eleanora Madeline "Boots"
Florence "Little Bits"
Credella
Virion Cecelia
Frances Ingram "Bubbles"
Arlyn Juanda "Gipsy"
Jacqueline Winona "Giggles"
Ada Marlene Dietrich (seriously, Marlene Dietrich was the middle name--I love it haha)
Theadore Magdalene
Thelma Elizabeth "Teeny Weeny"
Helen Gertrude "Shef"
Ella Theophia "Hicky"
Mamie Fannie "Duck"
Charlotte Thirdinia
Audren Novella
Thelma Carleen "Piggy"
Veral
Marserlene "Wicky"
Arbutus Virginia
Ada Flemontine "Snooks"
Willa Lee "Tiny"
Eleanor Eloyce
Virginia Ellen "Ginger"
Gonevia Vee "Bish"
Veryl Estelle "Peaches"
Vivian Odessa "Minnow"
Alexina Ruth
Yvonne Ferebee
Portia James "Jimmy"
Martie Ann "Boots"
Pauline Louise "Tippy"
Elmatee "Tallyho"
twin sisters Dorothy Francina and Francina Dorothy
Rosine Mahelen
Odessa Allena Marie "Dolly"
Olive Marie "Dimples"
Inez "Nezzie"
Gloria Ann "GAS"
Boys
William Lawrence "Bubby"
Harry Joseph "Cutie on Duty"
Frances Leroy "Stringbean"
Napoleon Clarence "Ricardo"
Earl Louis "Red"
Frederick Edward "Runt Radcliffe"
Cornelius Alexander "Stix"
Gerald William "Bill Litmus"
Robert Edward "Lucky"
Dwight "DeWitt"
William "China"
Norman Henry "Nubby"
Matthew Grienberry "Elder"
Clarence Herbert "Baby Charles"
Charles Edward "Knowledge"
Hayes "Champ"
Benjamin Maltravious
Robert Lenwood "China"
Jospeh Commodore "Mack"
Norman Wilson "Flip"
Bradford Aurelius
Samuel James "Joe Blow"
Clyde Marvin "Brutus"
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.
“BOOM”?!
