...Makes me Sikh
Let that sink in.
I asked Dad why and he said: “Only ewe can prevent florist friars”
Let that sink in.
I was happy to give him a full glass of water to help!
Luckily I was still up playing my drums.
Luckily I was still up playing my bagpipes
"Sense us."
It keeps getting faster.
It's kind of a big dill.
I'm a peep-hole person.
Because there was Nobel.
I gave her a glass of water!
Make sure you support your local community : )
Because there could be a salad dressing
Let that sink in.
My friend answered and asked me how is it sentient
I just said "idk man just let that sink in"
Sunny spells.
Policeman knocks on a door.
10 year old boy answers dressed in a silk bathrobe, a glass of champagne in one hand, a cigar in the other.
Policeman says "Are your parents home`?"
Boy "Does it bloody look like it?"
Luckily I was still awake practicing my drums.
Because there might be a salad dressing!
My parents are the worst.
Lettuce in
Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
.. would it be the night mare before Christmas?
With Facebook and Instagram down, she wanted me to see what she was having for dinner
Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."
Mee: "You are not coming in."
Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"
Confused as to who it could be, he gets up and opens the door to find the county sheriff standing there.
'Why, hello sir,' he says, 'what can I do for ya this fine evening?'
'I'll get straight to the point,' the sheriff replies, 'I know you've been huntin' grizzlies in these here parts, and that's against the law!'
'Huh? I ain't been huntin' no grizzlies, sheriff,' the hunter replies, 'I been mainly focusin' on them deers i swear!'
The sheriff, not believing the hunter, insists on searching the cabin, with the hunter reluctantly letting him in. Upon his search, the sheriff finds multiple sets of the limbs of grizzly bears, providing all the evidence he needs to arrest the hunter.
The next day, the sheriff is approached at his desk by the hunter's lawyer as well as an FBI officer. Noting this as unusual he stands to greet them.
'I'm gonna have to ask you to let my client go,' the lawyer says.
'Why?' The sheriff stammered
The FBI agent interjects, 'You have violated the Constitution of the United States in imprisoning this hunter. The remains in his possession were all front legs of the grizzly bears, and as such, you have infringed upon his second amendment right to bear arms.'
You in-vitamin!
She has Nobel!
Ring the bell amd run, he hates that.
Dad: Why did you knock on the fridge door?
Kid: There may be a salad dressing!
Jehovah's Fitness.
Have you heard about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
it is said that he won the no bell prize
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
It was our last warming.
Stupid firemen
Just let that sink in
There could be a salad dressing in there!
so I gave him a glass of water...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
There could be a salad dressing.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
I gave him a glass of water.
I could hear the salad dressing.
There could be a salad dressing
Just in case, there's a salad dressing.
Because there could be a salad dressing!
Just in case there's a salad dressing
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
