A list of puns related to "Donn Beach"
Hi all! I'm part of a small team currently working on a feature-length documentary project about the life of Donn Beach. We have some pretty knowledgeable Tiki folks on board, and we're super pumped about our progress so far.
I heard that this community might be a good place to look for people who may have Donn artifacts or stories, so I wanted to reach out. This also just seems like a great place to hang, so I'll be checking in often. Feel free to ask me any questions and I'll do my best to answer them.
It's Donn's 113th 114th(math is hard) birthday today, and we wanted to let all you fine Tiki folks know that we're working on a documentary about him. Teaser here- take a look and let us know what you think! Have any questions? We have answers!
The owners of Playa Sonrisa have been trying to sell their resort in Xcalak, Mexico for a couple of years now within the nudist community, but if they can't find a buyer they will likely sell to a non-nudist investor and we will lose another great nude vacation destination. I've been their twice myself and thoroughly enjoyed every moment of nude relaxation. It is a secluded and peaceful small resort. If anyone wants to retire and run a nudist resort in Mexico, here's your opportunity!
http://www.playasonrisa.com/4Sale.html
Title says it. Back in 1989 There were a few restaurants near me up in 19136 Northeast Philly where you could order a Zombie, Head Hunter, or other tropical drinks. They have since closed and I was 6 at the time and wanted to have an alcoholic drink. My parents shot that down but I would love to go to a place that had a liquor license in Chinatown or far northeast or even bucks county.
Any ideas? Recommendations are welcome, thanks in advance.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Pilot on me!!
Theyβre on standbi
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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