Donald Duck Universe Puns

>The quality of your lives depends on what you make of them! The only limits to adventure are the limits of your imagination!

###Scrooge McDuck

Scrooge McDuck was once a poor Scottish duck with hardly a cent to his name. As a child, he was shown the ruins of the ancestral McDuck castle, and told of how his family once had great stores of wealth. Scrooge became inspired to build a fortune of his own and took on his first job, as a shoeshine boy. However, the pay he got for his first shined shoes was an American dime. Furious, young Scrooge vowed to make his wealth by being tougher than the toughies and sharper than the sharpies- and doing it all square. From there, he set out to America, where his dime would have some value, and began a lifetime of action and excitement as an "adventure capitalist", amassing impossible amounts of wealth and becoming the richest duck in the world.

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##Key to Sources

• Four Color Comics ^FCC
• The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck ^LaT
• Uncle Scrooge ^US
• Walt Disney's Comics and Stories ^CaS

Strength

• Throws a large boulder several meters, breaking a sheet of shale and exposing a silver vein

• Carries out the entire contents of his money bin

• Tore down two giant smokestacks, threw a grand piano out the window, and threw an iron stove through three bulkheads

Agility

• Dodges a ray gun blast from the Beagle Boys in the same comic the Beagle Boys blast bullets at close range

• Outruns several wild animals

• Throws a coin across the Potomac, then rows a boat across before the coin can land

Durability

• Survives a rocket crash

• Gets hit by an artillery shell

• Survives an explosion that throws an entire temple into the sky

Skill

• Fights several dozen miners by himself, easily defeating them

• Shoots flies out of the air with a rifle

• [Throws a knife to cut Goldie's hair at 20

>The quality of your lives depends on what you make of them! The only limits to adventure are the limits of your imagination!

###Scrooge McDuck

Scrooge McDuck was once a poor Scottish duck with hardly a cent to his name. As a child, he was shown the ruins of the ancestral McDuck castle, and told of how his family once had great stores of wealth. Scrooge became inspired to build a fortune of his own and took on his first job, as a shoeshine boy. However, the pay he got for his first shined shoes was an American dime. Furious, young Scrooge vowed to make his wealth by being tougher than the toughies and sharper than the sharpies- and doing it all square. From there, he set out to America, where his dime would have some value, and began a lifetime of action and excitement as an "adventure capitalist", amassing impossible amounts of wealth and becoming the richest duck in the world.

##Key to Sources

• The Beagle Boys VS Uncle Scrooge ^BBUS
• Four Color Comics ^FCC
• Donald Duck ^DD
• The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck ^LaT
• Mickey's Craziest Adventures ^MCA
• Uncle Scrooge ^US
• Walt Disney's Comics and Stories ^CaS
• Walt Disney's Donald Duck ^WD3
• Walt Disney's Donald Duck Adventures 2003 ^WD3A
• Walt Disney's Uncle Scrooge Adventures ^UCA
• Walt Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck: The Don Rosa Library ^DRL

##Strength

Striking

• Smashes his fist down on a set of dentures, breaking Jesse and Frank James's fingers

• Kicks Donald into the air

• Staggers a Beagle Boy with a headbutt, making him drop his shotgun

• Staggers a military man with a headbutt

• Breaks open a wooden door

• Stomps his way through the deck of a ship

• Headbutts a Beagle Boy into a wooden pillar, snapping it in half

• Kicks a full minecart, sending it into several men

• Knocks down several people, creating a domino chain that carries on for miles and miles

• Knocks away a dinosaur with a stick

• [Slices through a thick log of wood like butter with an axe](https://i.imgur.com/UBPtLDi.png "U

Arpin Lusene, also known as Le Chevalier Noir (the Black Knight) is the world's greatest gentleman thief. And for a thief, there is no more tempting target than Scrooge McDuck, the world's richest man. When he makes plans to get his hands on all of Scrooge's money, he sneaks in with his legendary thieving skills and steals a solvent strong enough to dissolve anything- and gives himself a set of invincible armor.

Black Knight Armor

The Universal Solvent, aka Omnisolve, is a substance which can turn anything to dust, except for diamond. Arpin Lusene coated his black knight armor in diamond dust, then with Omnisolve (except for very specific areas). Later on, he put a hook in the back of the costume

• Omnisolve melts through several impenetrable materials, including titanium steel, Impervium, and even a Disney contract.

• According to Gyro Gearloose, local genius and the Omnisolve's inventor, it can bore through to the center of the Earth and destroy the world

• Splits a car in half by just letting it run him over

• Walks through a swinging wrecking ball, as well as a collapsed building

• Ignores land mines, cannon blasts, and a military missile

• Walks through bullets and acid

• Falls through Scrooge's money bin when knocked over, only stopping his fall when he hits a pile of diamonds

• Easily slices through walls, skillfully cutting a car into a paper-doll shape

• Tear gas does nothing

• Will eventually eat through the oxygen in an enclosed room

Durability

• Falls through the entire money bin, recovering quickly after hitting the bottom

• Falls down two floors

• Withstands dynamite going off in his lap

Thief Skill

• Stole film from a camera, a filament from a flashbulb, and underwear from a guy's pants, in broad daylight, with no one noticing

• Robbed the bank at Monte Carlo while hosting a keno tournament.

• Robbed an art gallery/restaurant, strippi

Scrooge RT

Mane Six RT and featured team

Scrooge is fighting each member of the Mane Six individually; which ones can he beat?

• Everyone is in-character.
• No prep or prior knowledge.

https://twitter.com/ARTEM_KLYUSHIN/status/796211024642928641 heres the tweet, its on his verifyed account and i scrolled all the way back to find it

Apparently Artem Klyshin is friends with the russian "troll master" Konstantine Rykov and tweeted pics of them together multiple times https://twitter.com/ARTEM_KLYUSHIN/status/704631193917067264 This woman Alferova Yulya the ex wife of the oligarch mentioned above has a twitter post in 2013 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWRK-o1U8AAxyRr.jpg:large showing her apparently having a chat with Trump about running for president in 2014 she was part of miss universe Moscow which is well known to be one of the times trump was supposed to meet with putin but ended up supposedly with intermediaries, heres a guardian article https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/18/trump-in-moscow-what-happened-at-miss-universe-in-2013. Why was Trump talking about running for president in Russia where he supposedly met with Russian officials 2 years before he announced his candidacy.

She is currently listed as the Minister of Economic Development of the Russian Federation. She has pictures with her meeting other officials like Lavrov and in the same room as Putin. So we know if this small official was talking to trump about running the Russian government knew about Trumps presidential ambitions at the same time the supposed pee pee tape happened (happened during miss universe moscow).

Hello there im nothing but a fan of the old classic Disney movie Donald duck i got this idea from the old 2000-2005 comic book series, and please fix me if im wrong i only got the source from the old comic i haven't research things deeply.

So as we know about Scrooge McDuck is a very rich man (or duck) and he is very wealthy he always gets his money either from treasure hunting or his own business work, and also we know that he is very greedy. And Donald duck however is very poor or always having a badluck.

We also know that both Donald and Scrooge has its own ancestors and both acts very differently, Scrooge ancestors always gets hungry for wealth and they always gets lucky searching for gold. And as we know Scrooge ancestors are all greedy always wanting nothing but wealth sacrificing everything it takes for money. While Donald duck ancestors however is always very poor and always working along side Scrooge family and we also know that if they (Scrooge ancestors) dies they will give all their wealth to Donald ancestors.

So get this what if Scrooge dies his money goes to Donald and now he's turning into a very greedy guy after years and years of being poor and then suddenly given a HUGE amount of money and thus repeats the infinite cycle of madness

Sorry for the bad english and fix me if im wrong im kinda new to this theory stuff

Also a little fun fact of how their names was changed in Indonesia: Scrooge McDuck: Gober Duck Gladstone Gander: Lucky/Luck (yes it literally means luck) Huey Duck: Kwik Dewey Duck: Kwek Louie Duck: Kwak Gyro Gearloose: LangLingLung

Can somebody help me??

1)During WW2, he spent most of his duties as an elite commando killing Japanese forces, which may have let kamikaze failure/fake frank to be drafted into the suicide missions only to fail and be so desperate for honor that he joins chin chin

2. Father of anime, Osamu Tezuka was inspired by him, so Donald is patient zero for anime

3)He,s a bird, so he probably shits on everything

So, the other day, my friend had me watch Quack Pack with him. I had heard of the show, but never watched it. It's this weird mid-90s reboot of Duck Tales, aging the nephews up into teenagers and filling most of the world with human characters. The episodes we watched were fun, but that first episode was surprisingly intense.

The main bulk of the episode's plot is that Huey, Duey, and Lewie decide to use Vondrake's device to give themselves super powers. Why? Just so they don't have to clean their room. Of course, Donald learns about this and uses the pod for himself to become a supervillain. Now, anyone who knows Donald as a character knows that giving him super powers is an incredibly bad idea for everyone.

Donald's got an anger that could rival the Hulk's at times and has been known to show off extraordinary strength during this. As soon as this plot point was brought up, I knew stuff was about to get insane. I just didn't know how insane...

You see, after getting powers, Donald becomes the "Duck of Doom". His goal is still to get his nephews to clean their room, but now he's willing to wreck shit to get it done. He frequently attacks his nephews, ties literal highways into nots, and defaces mount Rushmore. All the while, his nephews fight him and try to stop him, never stopping to clean their room even once.

It becomes clear that Donald is more powerful than the trio, which is exemplified once Donald gets even MADDER. You see, Donald in his Duck of Doom form is comparable to the Hulk. The madder he gets, the bigger and stronger he gets. However, Donald's rage is BOUNDLESS. So, this results him in becoming so big THAT HE BURSTS THROUGH THE PLANET ITSELF and becomes larger than it.

In a fit of rage, Donald destroys the ENTIRE universe just to get his nephews to clean their room. Thankfully, Von Drake's lab was the only thing that wasn't destroyed and it's just randomly floating in space on a bit of rock. So, in order to reverse the damage done, the nephews have to be SENT BACK IN TIME by Von Drake in order to make sure this doesn't happen. Yes, you heard me right, that wasn't a dream or anything! That actually happened in the show's universe and had to be reverse.

They get sent back, the kids agree to clean their room, the status quo is restored, problem solved! The thing is, I still couldn't believe that this happened in a Disney show. Donald just getting super-powers and turning into a galaxy-sized monster god and destroying the universe is just

I'm wondering if Donald is genuinely hard to understand for everyone, or if it's just me struggling to? Every other character to be perfectly understandable.

(..yes, I watch a baby show to help me learn, don't judge me :p)