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> A new study has suggested that oxygen may also be produced without any sunlight at all.
> Scientists at the University of Southern Denmark recently published a study, Oxygen and nitrogen production by an ammonia-oxidizing archaeon, suggesting that one particular microbe is defying previously believed science regarding the correlation between sunlight and oxygen production.
> Innumerous species inhabit the earth's water bodies, though those that live in dark environments and are able to make oxygen are often discovered in limited capacities.
> Researchers then extracted the microbes from the ocean water, or their habitat, and tested them in the lab to compare oxygen levels between sunlight-laden environments and those without any sunlight.
> While the microbe did not make enough oxygen to have a heavy-handed influence on overall Earth levels, enough oxygen was created to keep the organisms alive in dark environments.
> "We saw how they used up all the oxygen in the water, and then to our surprise, within minutes, oxygen levels started increasing again," said study co-author and university biology professor Donald Canfield.
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9.01 - The Skinner (No. 164)
In the two years following Elizabeth Keen's death, Reddington and the task force have disbanded, with Red's whereabouts unknown; but when one of their own is injured in the line of duty, they are drawn back together to bring down a global conspiracy.
Air date: Oct 21, 2021
Written by: John Eisendrath & Lukas Reiter
Directed by: Christine Moore
Cast:
- James Spader "Raymond 'Red' Reddington"
- Diego Klattenhoff "Donald Ressler"
- Amir Arison "Aram Mojtabai"
- Hisham Tawfiq "Dembe Zuma"
- Harry Lennix "Harold Cooper"
- Laura Sohn "Alina Park"
- Patrick Murney "The Skinner/Graeme Anderson"
- David Zayas "Manny Soto"
- Fernando Chien "Chen Yu-Lan
- Jordan Lage "Henry Conroy"
- Jerry Dixon "TV Anchor"
- Marrick Smith "Ken Laver"
- Leonard Wu "Kuo Pai-Han/Terrified Man"
- Chris Lindsay-Abaire "Maggie Conroy"
- Karina Arroyave "Mierce Xiu"
- Jared Canfield "Nick Faria"
- Michael Schantz "Portnoy"
- Emma Hong "Shu Kuan-Lin"
- Matt Malloy "Vincent Duke"
- Diany Rodriguez "Weecha Xiu"
- Yi Liu "Wei Kuan-Lin"
- Benjamin Curns "Beefy Merc"
- Dante Sully "Bodyguard"
- Liz Shivener "ICU Nurse"
- Jimmy Brooks "Lead Agent"
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Draft Year
We'll go year-by-year and list the QBs and the rounds they were drafted in. The rounds are being included for gee-whiz entertainment on hits-and-misses.
"Starting Seasons"
The next data will be the bolded number of seasons they played where they started more than half of the scheduled games in a year, making them the "primary" starting QB for that team.
Starter Average
I averaged the total seasons played by all QBs that had ever been the primary starter for a team in a single season. This way, we can see how long the "starters" from each class started. Edit: To clarify, this means that QBs with 0 starting seasons were not included in the "starter average".
NFL QB Drafts & Seasons Started
1998
1 Peyton Manning 17
1 Ryan Leaf 2
2 Charlie Batch 4
3 Jonathan Quinn 0
3 Brian Griese 5
6 John Dutton 0
6 Matt Hasselbeck 10
7 Moses Moreno 0
U Kurt Warner 8
Starter Average: 7.6
1999
1 Tim Couch 3
1 Donovan McNabb 11
1 Akili Smith 1
1 Daunte Culpepper 5
1 Cade McNown 1
2 Shaun King 1
3 Brock Huard 0
4 Joe Germaine 0
4 Aaron Brooks 5
5 Kevin Daft 0
7 Michael Bishop 0
7 Chris Greisen 0
7 Scott Covington 0
Starter Average: 3.8
2000
1 Chad Pennington 5
3 Givoanni Carmazzi 0
3 Chris Redman 0
5 Tee Martin 0
5 Marc Bulger 5
6 Spergon Wynn 0
6 Tom Brady 19*
6 Todd Husak 0
6 JaJuan Seider 0
7 Tim Rattay 1
7 Jarious Jackson 0
7 Joe Hamilton 0
Starter Average: 7.5*
2001
1 Michael Vick 7
2 Drew Brees 19
2 Quincy Carter 1
2 Marques Tuiasosopo 0
4 Chris Weinke 1
4 Sage Rosenfels 0
4 Jesse Palmer 0
5 Mike McMahon 0
5 A.J. Feeley 0
6 Josh Booty 0
6 Josh Heupel 0
Starter Average: 7.0
2002
1 David Carr 5
1 Joey Harrington 6
1 Patrick Ramsey 1
3 Josh McCown 4
4 David Garrard 5
4 Rohan Davey 0
5 Randy Fasani 0
5 Kurt Kittner 0
5 Brandon Doman 0
5 Craig Nall 0
6 J.T. O'Sullivan 0
6 Steve Bellisari 0
7 Seth Burford 0
7 Jeff Kelly 0
7 Wes Pate 0
Starter Average: 4.2
2003
1 Carson Palmer 11
1 Byron Leftwich 3
1 Kyle Boller 3
1 Rex Grossman 2
3 Dave Ragone 0
3 Chris Simms 1
4 Seneca Wallace 0
5 Brian St. Pierre 0
6 Drew He
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
It was about a weak back.
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
