Don James Puns

"But muuummm, I don't wanna eat my Brussel sprouts!"

Credits to Mr James Iha in APC.

I have a few examples of what I'm looking for. I like them, but I'm sure the power of Reddit can come up with some that are even better!

• William (Bill) Ding

• James (Jim) Nastics

• Bart Ender

• Ted Manwalkin

• Gustavo (Gus) Undheit

As you can see, they don't even have to be straight up puns when said normally, but their common nicknames lend themselves into it. Anyone have any more good ones? Bad ones are appreciated too, lets all have a laugh!

Son: Hey dad do you know what?

Me: Why yes, Dr Watt, Dr James Watt, He invented the lightbulb, as a matter of fact it was a 60 watt.

Son: Groans and walks away

I have been doing this for years I don't know where I got it from.

Me: Hey, how old is this Ultron guy anyway?

Friend: I don't know. James Spader is about 50.

Me: I thought for sure you'd know how old he was.

Friend: Why?

Me: The whole movie is about the age of Ultron, isn't it?

So the joke goes "You know, James Madison was a naturalist. A lot of people don't know that. He really loved the environment and care a lot about wildlife. In fact, he tried to put protecting wildlife into the bill of rights, but a lot of people don't know that he was dyslexic too. So when he was writing the 2nd amendment he wrote the right to bear arms, but what he meant was the right to arm bears!"

Just went on a tour of revolutionary battlegrounds (truly amazing if you ever get the chance) and that joke was told in excess of 50 times, no exaggeration.