A list of puns related to "Don Adams"
they make up everything
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They're always up to something or they always let you down.
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
"I don't know. I'm neither Adam nor Eve."
I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.
I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, โDo you want a liftโ. โNo thanksโ, they replied, โWeโre Walkersโ.
I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all ยฃ5 apart from one that was ยฃ10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said โthatโs maderia cakeโ.
Bought some cream, it said โstore in a cool placeโ. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.
Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.
A man says โI keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the otherโ. The doctor says โIโm afraid you are a trifle deafโ.
I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden
What do they call a man who abandoned his diet? DESSERTER.
Ice cream is exquisiteโฆ โwhat a pity it isnโt illegal.
The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adamโs banana.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because itโs too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When itโs been sliced.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
A birthday greeting: For someone special as you, only ANGELFOOD would do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Did you hear there are two suspects in Two Ton Charleyโs death? BEN and JERRY.
Donโt eat too much fudge, or else you will have so much pudge you wonโt be able to budge.
You know youโre a mom ifโฆ Popsicles have become a staple food.
Mexican candy makes my taste buds say โOLE!โ
FORGET LOVEโฆ Iโ
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Adam and Eve were spending time together, and it started to get hot and heavy. When Eve tells Adam to stop, he asked what's wrong? She sits up and pulls a fig from behind her back and says I don't wanna have sex on the first date
It was sometime last year that my girlfriend at the time and I were walking on a local public trail with her German Shepherd. She had always been very adamant about my jokes having a "dadness" to them but I always brushed it off until this day.
As we're walking, a lady and her two kids go to pass us going the other way on a narrow part of the trail and I say:
"Don't worry, she's friendly...(smirk level at maximum)...oh and the dog is too."
My girlfriend facepalms and the lady chuckles and says, "It's like we brought your father with us, huh kids?"
Girlfriend enthusiastically says, "See! Not funny dad jokes!"
From that day on I acknowledged my dad jokes as what they are but to this day I refuse to believe they aren't funny. And I guess that's my introductory post to this subreddit.
...and my total came to $10.08. I pulled out a ten and asked my girlfriend, "Do you have any change?"
"How much do you need?"
"Eight cents."
"I have that in pennies."
"Can I just get a dime then?"
So she gives me a dime, and I pay for my stuff, and I say, "Looks like you'll get two cents back!"
"I don't want two pennies! Why would I want more pennies?"
"Change adds up! If you get two cents every week, you'll have over a dollar in just a year!"
"Why are you so adamant about giving me two cents?"
"I'm just giving you a piece of my mind."
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