10 Hilarious Dome F Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a light-toned sphere?

A PalenDome

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👤︎ u/dclxviazazel

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?

Because it's the Dome of the Rock.

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👤︎ u/Spudquake

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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Why is Beethoven's 5th Symphony the Martian national anthem?

Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...

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👤︎ u/aqua_zesty_man

📅︎ May 30 2020

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I wanted a dollar but I only got $0.85

I couldn’t be bothered to nickel-and-dome my dad. edit: nickel-and-dime*

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👤︎ u/EnkaaYT

📅︎ Aug 18 2019

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Where do sperm play football?

In a con-dome...

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👤︎ u/lifelonglifter

📅︎ Jan 22 2019

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Dad asked who was directing the new Tolkien movie...

I pulled out my phone and went to IMDB.

Me: He’s a... I think Finnish director, Dome Karukoski.

Dad: Well then who’s the start director?

Me:... the what?

Dad: If he’s the Finnish director, who’s the start director?

The turn of my head and hate in my eyes made him chuckle for five minutes.

Dad: That was priceless. 👏👏👏

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👤︎ u/Lizardio11228

📅︎ May 17 2019

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Once upon a time...

...a devil lived inside a palin-dome

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👤︎ u/Pungunner98

📅︎ Jun 25 2018

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We recently had a Dome-like structure constructed in front of our house.

My dad - "Listen son, Dome was not built in a day"

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👤︎ u/jingoist101

📅︎ Oct 16 2017

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Got my friend in the car today.

Him: "Anybody, got a light?"

Me: Flips on dome light.

Him: "Thanks, smart ass."

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👤︎ u/evanj88

📅︎ Aug 04 2014

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So the family is going camping...

Dad: Don't forget to pack the dome tent.

Mum: But doesn't it have a hole in it?

Dad: Yeah but it's OK, it only leaks when it's raining

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👤︎ u/MrSamKing

📅︎ Sep 20 2013

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