What did Lady Macbeth name her dog?

Spot

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Wanted a unique name for our new pet dog and asked a friend for ideas. His answer?

Gonnit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majintb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Why did a man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

Because they were Watch Dogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.Β  I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'Β  'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, β€œThey're watch dogs'!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My dog's name is holmes

So when I'm at work he's Holmes alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aud_sips
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I want to buy a female dog and name it β€œKarma”

Karma’s a bitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/26SobbingHorses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"

"Bingo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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If I get a dog, I’d name it fear.

So if I lost it I’d be fearless.

My friend also wants a dog, but he’s going to call it spot.

He’s going to keep it strictly outdoors, that way his house will always be spotless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Porkchop was a "Funnie" name for a dog

You will only get this if you watched " Doug"on Nickelodeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brickbaterang
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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A marble-ous name for a dog boutique
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mango_chair
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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When I finally get a dog, I'm going to name him Peeve.

That way he will be my pet, Peeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99_Woodcutting
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Step 1: Name your dog 5 miles.

Step 2: Brag that you walk 5 miles every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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I'm going to name my dog, marbles.

So that when I lose it, I can say I've lost my marbles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chapatiroll52
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I'm going to name my next dog Five Miles

...so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luna-love-good
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theanthonybrooks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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"Mr. President" could be a great name for a dog...

You could tell him to get off the couch by saying "Get down, Mr. President!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Walter_Bishop_PhD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Why did the physicist name his dog nature?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masonwyattk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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name your dog Christopher

When you take them for a walk, you’ll be Christopher Walken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSFII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Names of my Dogs

I've got two black Labradors. One is called Madness, but whenever someone ask me if that is his name, I will state "No, this is Sparta!", which is my other dogs name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HexaTom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What did the baker name his dog?

Pido.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peckerbrown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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My girlfriend's last name is Pan. We were making hot dogs. She was debating how I should cook them, so I said "I like to put my wiener in a pan".

It worked well. The hot dogs were delicious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myheadfire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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I just found a dog, it’s name is Douglas fir
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcowburn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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Why did the snowman name his dog Frosty?

Because he bites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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My wife got a dog with no legs from a shelter and asked what I wanted to name him

I said it doesn’t matter what we call him, he’s not gonna come to us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackaygeorge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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What's the name of that dog that likes to eat other dogs? Oh thats right, it's the...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryFahrenheit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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β€œI think we should name the dog Vincent Van.”

So we can ask, β€œShould we let Vincent Van Go outside?” And such.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?

Bow-wows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/technicolordick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Anything you want, he's not going to come to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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What did The Proclaimers name their dog?

500

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcat74
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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What do you name a dog who lies near the front door all day?

Matt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iZacAsimov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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My dad was talking about our dog, who has a collar with her name written on it...

...he said she has "collar ID."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_vetica
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2014
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I want to get a dog and name it Five-Miles.

So I can say I walk Five-Miles everyday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ride_The_Scorpion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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Why did your dad name the family dog Loaf?

Because he's a purebread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skullmonkey_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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Our dog's name is Polly

What is it called if I forget to feed her?

Polly no-meal.

I'm using a new method to teach her how to read:

Polly phonics.

What do we call her when she sneaks out of the yard?

Polly gone.

My wife only laughed at the last one but my 7yo daughter thinks they're all awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevize1138
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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My SO and I were just discussing how our friends named their new dog Mariota or Yoda for short and he said, "I can't see that name sticking for too long...it sounds forced." Ba dum tssss.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lydell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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What was the name of Hitler's favorite dog?

Grrrrrrrrbbels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesamdeco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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Not a dad, but I think I'd do okay. Case is our dog's name.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacophagist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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What do you use to get a dog's name from a phone call?

Collar ID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riptide747
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2016
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My Dog's name is Pasta

We're on vacation. We drove up to New York, and we took our dogs with us. We're all eating spaghetti for dinner. My brother asks while we are all at the table, "Is this pasta the same that we have at home?", and my dad immediately responds with, "I sure hope so, you drove up here with her."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FnordlikeCrane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2014
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My dog's name is Yoyo

Dad: It's 100 degrees outside. Give Yoyo some ice water before she turns into a hotdog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sorryifarted
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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Why did the man name his dogs Rolex, and Timex?

Because they were watch dogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Hard_Feelings_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

Because they were watch dogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KxngJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I'm going to name my dog Peeve

So that I can introduce it as my pet, Peeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kqt65720
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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