What did Lady Macbeth name her dog?
Wanted a unique name for our new pet dog and asked a friend for ideas. His answer?
Why did a man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were Watch Dogs.
I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, “They're watch dogs'!
My dog's name is holmes
So when I'm at work he's Holmes alone
I want to buy a female dog and name it “Karma”
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
If I get a dog, I’d name it fear.
So if I lost it I’d be fearless.
My friend also wants a dog, but he’s going to call it spot.
He’s going to keep it strictly outdoors, that way his house will always be spotless.
Porkchop was a "Funnie" name for a dog
You will only get this if you watched " Doug"on Nickelodeon
A marble-ous name for a dog boutique
When I finally get a dog, I'm going to name him Peeve.
That way he will be my pet, Peeve.
Step 1: Name your dog 5 miles.
Step 2: Brag that you walk 5 miles every day
I'm going to name my dog, marbles.
So that when I lose it, I can say I've lost my marbles.
I'm going to name my next dog Five Miles
...so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
"Mr. President" could be a great name for a dog...
You could tell him to get off the couch by saying "Get down, Mr. President!"
Why did the physicist name his dog nature?
Because nature abhors a vacuum
name your dog Christopher
When you take them for a walk, you’ll be Christopher Walken.
Names of my Dogs
I've got two black Labradors. One is called Madness, but whenever someone ask me if that is his name, I will state "No, this is Sparta!", which is my other dogs name.
What did the baker name his dog?
My girlfriend's last name is Pan. We were making hot dogs. She was debating how I should cook them, so I said "I like to put my wiener in a pan".
It worked well. The hot dogs were delicious.
I just found a dog, it’s name is Douglas fir
Why did the snowman name his dog Frosty?
My wife got a dog with no legs from a shelter and asked what I wanted to name him
I said it doesn’t matter what we call him, he’s not gonna come to us
What's the name of that dog that likes to eat other dogs? Oh thats right, it's the...
“I think we should name the dog Vincent Van.”
So we can ask, “Should we let Vincent Van Go outside?” And such.
What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?
What do you name a dog with no legs?
Anything you want, he's not going to come to you.
What did The Proclaimers name their dog?
What do you name a dog who lies near the front door all day?
My dad was talking about our dog, who has a collar with her name written on it...
...he said she has "collar ID."
I want to get a dog and name it Five-Miles.
So I can say I walk Five-Miles everyday.
Why did your dad name the family dog Loaf?
Because he's a purebread.
Our dog's name is Polly
What is it called if I forget to feed her?
Polly no-meal.
I'm using a new method to teach her how to read:
Polly phonics.
What do we call her when she sneaks out of the yard?
Polly gone.
My wife only laughed at the last one but my 7yo daughter thinks they're all awesome.
My SO and I were just discussing how our friends named their new dog Mariota or Yoda for short and he said, "I can't see that name sticking for too long...it sounds forced." Ba dum tssss.
What was the name of Hitler's favorite dog?
Not a dad, but I think I'd do okay. Case is our dog's name.
What do you use to get a dog's name from a phone call?
My Dog's name is Pasta
We're on vacation. We drove up to New York, and we took our dogs with us.
We're all eating spaghetti for dinner.
My brother asks while we are all at the table, "Is this pasta the same that we have at home?", and my dad immediately responds with, "I sure hope so, you drove up here with her."
My dog's name is Yoyo
Dad: It's 100 degrees outside. Give Yoyo some ice water before she turns into a hotdog.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex, and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs
I'm going to name my dog Peeve
So that I can introduce it as my pet, Peeve
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