It's raining cats and dogs outside...

Try not to step in a poodle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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One cat sees another cat eating a hot dog PLAIN, and says

"Hey Cat, 'sup?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Hailing taxis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyClefairy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What's the difference between a cat and a dog?

One has claws and the other has nails

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PimentonVerde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"

The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and SchrΓΆdinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Everyone steps in poodles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corpse1984
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.

The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and SchrΓΆdinger’s cat

The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colemacgrath2009
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call a storm that’s raining cats and dogs?

A furricane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricardo191206
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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We've got pun dog...and now pun cat. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NumerikAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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So proud of my daughter! We’re watching the dog desperately trying to get the cat to play with her. Me: β€œDog can’t hang because she’s a dump truck and and the cat is a Ferrari. Daughter:

Don’t you mean a β€œFur-rari”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_pale
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?

St. Ray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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When single women get to the age of 50, they tend to acquire lots of cats and dogs.

This phenomenon is known as many paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I gave my daughter money to go buy a dog at the pet store. She disobeyed and came back with a cat instead.

You’ve got to be kitten me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOF
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My dogs and cats have to be home at a certain time every evening

I set a curfew for my fur crew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oatflake
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do cats and dogs do when they’re watching a movie and have to go to the bathroom?

They paws it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazumbleed
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide

They are calling it β€œWoof and Meowth disease”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-real-Morbo-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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It’s going to rain cats and dogs

... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! β€”> from the show β€˜how i met your mother’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SingingMusician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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There are 50 dogs and 48 cats how many dogs are hungry

10 because 40 ate cats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommiemie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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It was raining cats and dogs today.

An aircraft carrying Korean food had exploded in midair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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If cats and dogs watch tv. Do they press paws in the remote?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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It's raining cats and dogs where I am.

In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedchocolate
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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It’s raining cats and dogs!

Don’t step in a poodle!

Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beowuff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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My wife told me it's raining cats and dogs outside.

U warned her not to step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kovehshteeble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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You know how I know it was raining cats and dogs?

I’m standing in a poodle right meow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5zgood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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It was raining cats and dogs yesterday.

I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedchocolate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?

When you have to step over the poodles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julius_seaczar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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It is raining cats and dogs outside.

I almost stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modernalchemist2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and SchrΓΆdinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attinaux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?

You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGFreshmeatlover
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What's worse than it raining cats and dogs.

Hailing taxis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattelly2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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You know its raining cats and dogs...

when you step in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dthoulu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglyric
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OminousNamazu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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It’s raining cats and dogs today, how do I know?

I stepped in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlad464
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?

When you step in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anerdsense
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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If it ever rains cats and dogs

Don't step in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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It’s raining cats and dogs outside

I just stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkorchids
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?

When you step into a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnYoungMVP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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I went to the librarian and I asked if they had the book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...

She said it a rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if they had it or not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benofepmn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2015
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