Dog Rain Puns

Everyone steps in poodles.

Don't step in a poodle

... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! —> from the show ‘how i met your mother’

You might step in a poodle!

(from my 70 year old uncle)

So be careful you don’t stop in a poodle

Hailing taxis.

A furricane

An aircraft carrying Korean food had exploded in midair.

In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.

U warned her not to step in a poodle.

Don’t step in a poodle!

Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD

I’m standing in a poodle right meow.

I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.

Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.

Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.

1. Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you.
2. Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating good girl/boy, wee wees...poo poos, quickly please
3. Stuff your pockets with plastic bags and pick up all the poo you can find, obviously not your dogs as you have not bought it yet ??
4. Start wearing your shoes indoors, especially during muddy times
5. Collect leaves off the ground and spread them on the floor
6. Carry sticks and branches indoors and chop them up on your carpet
7. Pour cold apple juice on the rug and floor....walk barefooted over it in the dark
8. Drop some chocolate pudding on your carpet in the morning and then try to clean it in the evening
9. Wear socks to which you have made holes using a blender
10. Jump out of your favorite chair just before the movie ends and run to open the back door
11. Cover all your best clothes with dog hair, dark clothes with blond hairs and light clothes with dark hairs
12. Tip all just ironed clothes on the floor
13. Make little pin holes in all your furniture, especially chair and table legs
14. When doing dishes, splash water all over the place and don't wipe it.
15. Spread toilet paper all over the house when you leave the house and tidy up when you get back home
16. Forget any impulse holidays and/or breaks
17. Always go straight home after work or school
18. Go for walks no matter what the weather, and inspect every dirty paper, chewing gum and dead fly you might find
19. Stand at your back door at five in the morning shouting, "Bring Mr Bumble and Mr Lion in, its raining.”
20. Wake up at 3am. Place a correct size bag of flour on top of yourself and try to sleep, whilst wiping your face with a dishcloth, which you have left next to your bed in a bowl last week.
    Repeat everyday over 6 months and if you still think getting a puppy sounds like a good idea, Congratulations, you might be ready for your kids to get your puppy.

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

Cousin: I really want a dog this year.

Wife: What kind do you want?

Cousin: I’m really wanting a poodle.

My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of “poudles” around.

Everyone else : 🙄

A woman walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender asks what she wants to drink and her name, "Falacy" she responds despondently.

"What's got you down, Falacy?" he asks.

"I had a terrible day, my dog threw up all over my shoes this morning, got fired from my job and my car broke down on the way home. To make matters worse as I trudged over to this bar it started pouring it down with rain."

The bartender looks her up and down pitifully.

"That's pathetic, Falacy"

My Dad had a brain injury resulting from a fall and was in a nursing home for a year till he passed away. One of the things we both loved were "Dad jokes" and puns. When I visited him in the nursing home it was often a one way conversation. I would just ramble on not sure if he could hear me or understand me, but it didn't matter. One day I arrived and sat with him while he stared into the distance and I said, "Gees Dad you should see the weather outside it's raining cats and dogs and I damn near stepped in a poodle." He turned to me slowly and grinned and said, "That's an ollllllld joke", then he turned away and disappeared again. But for a few seconds he was there.....all of him. The power of Dad jokes. I miss him.

Some guy: "It's raining cats and dogs!"

Another guy: "Yeah, it might even rain a bear!"

Band director: "Then it'd be bearly raining!"

It was nice to hear a dadjoke in the wild like that.

Me: It's really raining cats and dogs out there!

Dad: Yeah I know. I almost stepped in a poodle.

A patient comes in during a rain storm and says "It's raining cats and dogs outside. I almost stepped in a poodle!"

I was working at a hotel during the summer when it was raining pretty hard. An older guy came in and asked if animals could stay in their room. I said yes but it had an additional fee when he replied with "Well, it's raining cats and dogs!" Made my night.

"The weather dog says it's snowing outside."

"Uh?"

"When the dog comes out and comes back wet it's raining, and when he comes back with snow on his back, it's snowing."

Just awful.

Try not to step in a poodle!

When you have to step over the poodles

I almost stepped in a poodle.

You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.

Hailing taxis!

Hailing taxis!

when you step in a poodle

Hailing taxis

Hailing taxis!

I stepped in a poodle

Hailing taxis

When you step in a poodle

Hailing taxis

what a catastrophe

Hailing taxis.

I just stepped in a poodle.

When you step into a poodle.

I just stepped in a poodle!

Be careful, you might step in a poodle.