I named my dog "Happy New Year"

when I call him in every night, the neighbors think I've lost my mind

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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu.

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I'm going to name my dog, marbles.

So that when I lose it, I can say I've lost my marbles.

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he over-repeated it so much

Dad: Hey son, isn't your friend Jeff dyslexic?

Me: Yessir

Dad: And you go to church with him?

Me: Yeah we carpool, his grandma drives us.

Dad: So he's Christian, and he's dyslexic?

Me: Dad, what's your point?

Dad: I just wanna know, does that mean he believes in Dog?

And he thought is was the funniest damn thing ever. Fond memories though.

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