A list of puns related to "Dog Grandma"
when I call him in every night, the neighbors think I've lost my mind
It's a shitzu.
So that when I lose it, I can say I've lost my marbles.
Dad: Hey son, isn't your friend Jeff dyslexic?
Me: Yessir
Dad: And you go to church with him?
Me: Yeah we carpool, his grandma drives us.
Dad: So he's Christian, and he's dyslexic?
Me: Dad, what's your point?
Dad: I just wanna know, does that mean he believes in Dog?
And he thought is was the funniest damn thing ever. Fond memories though.
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