A list of puns related to "Dog Blood"
Turns out she was a real Basic Bitch.
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.
Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?
A bloodhound.
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
‘Long time, no see!’
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
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While getting a blood test for our dog the vet explained that she would ring us when the lab-test results came in. To which my dad promptly replied "Why are you running a LAB-test when she is a Corgi?"
What is a Vampire favorite fruit?
What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?
How does a ghost cry?
What does a skeleton always say before he eats?
What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?
Why do Vampires need mouthwash?
What kinds of street do Zombies like?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
What does a vampire never at a restaurant?
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?
What does a ghosts have for dessert?
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
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