A list of puns related to "Doctor My Eyes"
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Does anyone know how I can get it back?
He says, "Printed in China."
This is a true story lol.
Doctor: I dont know, looks pretty good to me.
Life before that was a blur.
If we did we would develop heintzsight, he said.
I said "No. Just pink elephants."
When asked why, he said, “The doctor told me I don’t need glasses.”
She’s an Opthemallogist
Doctor: have you tried taking the spoon out?
He found that nothing was wrong with my eyes. On my way out, I said, “Thank you.”
“No eye problema,” he replied.
Dr: "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the mug?"
“Pull yourself together.”
He thinks it's a matter of life and depth.
I told him I wouldn’t, I drink out of the bottle.
and optimists see glasses as half full.
He just wanted "A tell a vision."
She told me I have bad eygiene
It sounds like they are going to have a long engagement though. They're getting married in 2020.
Life before that is a blur.
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