Doctor Jones Puns

'It's not unusual.'

Doctor: Sounds like you might have Tom Jones syndrome.

Me: Is it common?

Doctor: It’s not unusual.

It turns out I have Tom Jones Syndrome. My doctor says it's not unusual.

A while ago I was sat down to dinner with my family, a delicious meal as it always is, ta very much Mum. Throughout dinner and the usual post-dinner chatter Dad had been muttering "My my myyyy Delilah..." to himself. Usually you can ignore a bit of a quiet singsong someone outside of a conversation is having to themselves but every 10-15 minutes he'd go "My my myyyy Delilah...". A good 2 hours after starting our dinner my sister feels the need to ask "Dad, why do you keep singing my my my delilah? Was there a song on the radio or something?". Dad gives a confused little look and goes "Hmmm? What? Oh dear oh dear oh dear... It's actually a medical problem. I went to the doctor about it recently" then raises his head trying to conceal that grin that we all know and dread. "He said I had Tom Jones Syndrome. I asked if it was common. He just shrugged and said it's not unusual". I gave him two thumbs up and a look of respect, most of the table gave a horrified groan. 2 Hours! the dedication on that man!

A man goes to see his Doctor “Doc” he says, “I’ve got a problem, every minute of every day, I’ve got that song Delilah running through my head! I catch myself humming it, and sometimes singing it in public places. My wife even says I sing it in my sleep, and it’s driving her nuts. What is the matter with me?”

The Doctor replies “well, it sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me”.

“Is it a rare disorder?”, the guy asks, to which the Doctor replies “Well, it’s not unusual…”

The doctor replies "Hmmm, Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."

"Is it rare?" asked the man

"It's not unusual..."

Doctor: Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome

Me: How common is that?

Doctor: It’s not unusual.