Just wondering, do you think it's alright for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are in school..
..or am I just a terrible Teacher ?
How do you think the unthinkable?
Do you think glass coffins will ever be a thing?
What do you call it when Barry Allen thinks about his past
A priest giving a children's sermon on vestments asked, "Why do you think I wear this collar?"
One kid answered, "Because it kills fleas and ticks for upto 30 days."
"Son, do you think we should find an expert to guide us in our trek up Mt. Everest?"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "You are in here a lot, do you think you have a drinking problem?"
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Daughter, showing me a drawing: What do you think I should call my dolphin?
My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”
Me: Cats. Cats love fish.
Do you ever wonder if a cow thinks her calf who won't nurse.....
Is an utter disappointment?
[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?
Do you think lizard people...
are on Santa's Illuminati list?
What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?
How do you think Moses makes his tea?
do you think the builders used a pic for reference?
My wife asked me, “Do you think our kids are spoiled?”
I said, “No, most of them smell that way.”
After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, “So what do you think of The View?”
I said, “Whoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”
My wife said, “I think I lost my datebook. Do you know where it is?”
I said, “I think..you may have a hidden agenda.”
What do you guys think of german sausages?
I think they are the wurst
Do you think space aeroplanes will ever be a thing?
Because personally I can’t see them ever taking off.
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg! :)
(Sorry if this isn't as funny as the other jokes here! I just can't help but crack a smile when I hear this one. It's so cheesey and adorable to me! So I figured I'd try and share it with you all! Have a nice day!)
My wife has just gave birth at the hospital. I pulled the doctor away for a minute and asked "how soon do you think we will be able to have sex?"
He thought about it for a bit and said "I am off-duty in 10mins, meet me in the car park"
Do you think birds ever plan out their day?
Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
How do you think they measure the weight of bones?
They probably Skel-a-Ton at a time!
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
Driving behind a hearse, my wife asked “How fast do you think a hearse can go?”
Me: I don’t think very fast at all
Wife: Why not?!
Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...
Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
What kind of house do you think you can pick up!?
I’m not very bright but I’m pretty sure I can pick up a Light House!
When do you think humanity peaked?
Well, after we invented the wheel, it was all downhill from there.
Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?
Do you think Shakira calls her body guards her shakiraty guards?
What do you do when you think your gun is broken
Son/Daughter: Hey I got a haircut! What do you think?
Dad: Looks like you got them all cut.
I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, “Dad, what do you think this is?...
...the Land of the Rising Son?”
How do you think the unthinkable?
How do you think the unthinkable
My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”
“A cat” I said. “Cats love fish.
Do you think glass coffins will become popular?
My wife asked me, “Do you think our kids are spoiled?”
I said, “No. I think most of them smell that way.”
How do you think the unthinkable?
How do you think the unthinkable?
How do you think the unthinkable?
How do you think the unthinkable?
How do you think the unthinkable?
My wife asked me, “Do you think our kids are spoiled?”
I said, “No. Most of them smell that way.”
My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.
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