Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want to know what really grinds my gears?
Do you guys want to know what I put in the wooden box I made and threw in the ocean?
Never mind it’s a sea-crate....
(I made this up please don’t murder me)
What do you say when your wife is so envious of your peanut butter obsession she wants to put it on herself in the bedroom?
What do you call it when you want to have the same breakfast every day?
What animal do you want to be when you're cold?
A little 'otter
Joke by my grandpa
What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public
What do you call a vehicle that just wants to greet people ?
What do you call a dick that only stands when he wants ?
What do you call a kid who wants to cannibalise his siblings?
What do you say when someone wants to stitch their own wound?
Nun: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Billy: A fireman!
Suzie: An accountant!
Jackie: A prostitute!
Nun: WHAT?
Jackie: A prostitute.
Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.
What do you give to a potato chip that you want to marry?
What do you say when a guy asks if you want a pamphlet?
After I bought my dad his retirement condo, I asked him, “What do you want to do with it?”
He said, “I just...want to live in the present.”
Do you want to know what one of the coolest gifts you could ever get someone is?
Rick Astley: What do you want for your birthday? His Wife: the UP dvd
Bakery Manager: So why do you want a job here and what qualifications do you have
Dad what do you want on your burger?
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. krabs?
"What do you want for your birthday?" I asked my son.
He said, "I want a gaming mouse, dad."
"That might be tricky," I told him.
"Why?" he asked.
I said, "Well, I'm not sure rodents like video games."
What food do you want when you're cold and angry?
What do you do if you don't want people to see you depressed?
Hide and go seek therapy.
What do you say to your friend when you want him to eat more icecream?
What do you do if you want to see a river?
What do you call a crash test dummy that doesn’t want to do anything?
What do you want for breakfast?
This past weekend my wife and daughter were on th couch watching cartoons. I was in the kitchen and yelled,
"What do you guys want for breakfast."
My wife replied, "oh I don't know, whatever is easiest.... Omlette you decide."
This was followed by the sound of knee slapping, and her gasping for air laughing.
My wife and I love to go on dates, but we always do what she wants. Today she asked me, ‘If you had to pick any date, what would it be?’
What do you call a chimpanzee all the female chimpanzees want to have kids with?
Kid: “Can you make breakfast?” Dad: “What do you want?” Kid: “I don’t know.”
Dad: “I can make ‘I don’t know.’ I don’t know how to make it though.”
(From this morning. Kid is still scowling at me for this one.)
What do you say when someone offers you a hot dog, but you don't want it?
No Franks
EDIT: Wow! Thanks guys! One thousand up-votes is crazy for my first submission on reddit. My dad told me this joke while we were grocery shopping.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
Well in a nutshell, it is an Oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
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