How do you call it when Superman is unable to do something?
You know what you should do if you want to really study something?
Eyelashes are supposed to keep things from getting into your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye it's almost always an eyelash...
What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?
>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<
There's something that I don't like about "DO NOT TOUCH" signs.
I just can't put my finger on it.
Never ask a tree for advice on whether or not you should do something.
They always reply by saying, "I wood".
What do you call a sea creature looking for something?
What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?
0 K boomer
Credit: u/jamaisvu99
If doing something two times is called Twice, what do we call doing something nine times?
If you’re ever trying to do something unexpected, don’t steal someone’s abacus. They’ll be counting on that.
What do you call it when a Norse god is scared of something?
I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. ‘Do you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?’
‘Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths ‘ was his technically correct answer
What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
What do you call it when someone who identifies as the opposite gender does something
Yesterday someone told me that whatever job I do at my bank isn't a fancy one, so I decided to do something about it.
I shifted my seat to look out of the window to stare at the wall directly across the street.
Imma wall street banker now
When whisking something, do it with caution.
I saw a sign that said 'do not touch', however there was something weird about the sign....
I couldn't put my finger on it....
What's something only 10 year olds can do?
Turn 11.
My kid asked me that question and they clearly had something else in mind, because she was less than enthusiastic about my response.
"Do you think that hole is big enough to be called something else?"
What do you call something that is red and shaped like a bucket?
My wife wants me to stop making brats and do chicken parm or something
I told her if she can't handle me at my wurst she doesn't deserve me at my breast
How do you find something you lost?
What do you call something that's shockingly cute?
How do you fool an idiot into expecting something funny?
What do you call something that gives plessure to sadists?
What is something that the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi do not have in common?
The people of Dubai do not like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi Doo.
What do you call something that haunts an igloo?
What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can't let something go?
Why do partcles get exited when we heat something up?
Because it's volume increases
Can we do something about u/analwhore6969?
He's been trolling this subreddit for a bit and posting comments reffering to incest and random stuff
Did you hear about the penny that was forced to do something against its will?
It did not give con cent.
What do you call something that was removed?
When do you know something that’s not known
Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair?
Wife: Michael, I’m over here!
Everytime I do something I shouldn't do my dad force me to scroll through this subreddit
He calls it: "The Punishment"
What do you call it when a horse does something bad?
The priest at our church wanted to do something different with the place where sacrifices are made...
I was so happy when my wife told me she's making Indian food for dinner that I wanted to do something nice and bought her flowers and chocolate.
I guess it's just her way to curry favor.
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
When whisking something, do it with caution.
What do you call a british person taking a good look at something?
What do you call a reptilian detective that wears sleeveless shirts and just can't let something go?
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