What was a very common name in the middle ages?
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Disarming Skeleton in DnD
Dm: You walk into a room full of skeletons holding onto rusted weapons
Friend #1: Ok.... Uhhhh... Lets disarming the skeletons b4 they come alive.
Friend #2:Good idea, Ill grab the one with the spear.
Friend #3:Ill grab the one with the swords.
Me: and ill grab their arms :>
Friends and DM: -_-
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
A conversation I had on a dating app. For context, her instagram is mainly pictures of chairs and her name rhymes with chair.
Do you know Yoda had a last name?
It was Layheehoo
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So I named my phone Titanic
Now whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing.
Son: Dad why is my sister named Teresa?
Dad: Well your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: You’re welcome Alan.
Ah sorry i didn't read the name of the subreddit right
What's another name for an owl beak?
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
Did you hear about the Mormon drummer that married 4 women with the same name?
Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 1,2,3,4
This is definitely the punniest name for a chippy
It's fashionable nowadays for parents to chose Spanish-Scandinavian names for their babies
Yeah. There’s Juan Bjorn every minute.
What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
Help Coming up with A Punny Name
I’m trying to think of my DJ name and I want to have a pun in. It’d be cool if its a pun off a celeb name, something like Vinyl Ritchie.
Any ideas??
When you think you see someone who's name is Will
(Bear with me its a long setup) A frog walks into a bank and asks a woman named Patricia Whack for a loan. "My father is Mick Matter" he says, placing a ceramic elephant on the counter. Patricia goes to her boss and tells him the story, asking "what is this?" And placing the elephant on his desk.
The man replies " It's A knicknack, patty whack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a rolling stone (also I meant Mick jagger my autocorrect sucks balls)
Pun Name for Recreation Program
Sup y’all, looking for some help on a punny name for a Life Skills program. Obviously, “Life Skills” isn’t going to work. Appreciate the help!
What was the name of Robin Hood's Dad?
When I got a Roomba, I named her Sally
So when she vacuums its when hair-y met Sally.
In high school, I was famous for writing my name in cursive.
That was my signature move.
What do you call an organized mosquito group?
A sting operation
Yes this sucks I’m sorry
The ultimate Dad joke is making your child’s name a pun.
But I’m not sure little Pete and Repete appreciate it.
What do you call a group of funny cows?
If you're feeling depressed, change your name to "Morgan".
Then move to Germany.
You'll get some positive reinforcement every day until noon.
(Trying to find a way to format this so it sounds funny but i give up. Even jokes about Germans aren't funny)
These days not a lot of people are named Lance.
But in Medieval times people were named Lancelot.
What rock group consists of four guys that don't sing?
I really hope they name the next Fast And Furious movie
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
What do you call an aeroplane driven by a lady named Karen?
What do you call a group of ravens trying bring crows together?
A conspiracy to commit murder.
I got assaulted by a group of mimes.
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
Bet Jay Z loves a 99. (Rest of world buddies, a 99 is the name of the best UK ice cream, not what you're thinking). (UK people, it is the best)
Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
My friend’s first name is Colin
and his last name is Oscopy
People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.
What does a lawyer name his daughter?
I named my horse after a sauce
A group of bees were traveling down the highway and pulled off to get gas.
Most went to the Gulf station but one went to the Esso station which goes to prove that there’s an Esso bee in every crowd.
I’ve decided to name my son Mark.
That way, when I die, I’ll be able to say I left a mark on this world.
What's the name of albert Einstein's evil brother?
"Hello, my name is David and I've lost my ID".
Guy at the lost and found department: "Alright, Dav. "
Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?
Nowadays you don’t meet many people named Lance.
But in Medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
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