Diva House Puns

A list of puns related to "Diva House"

had to clean my diva cup at a friend's house

I started bleeding unexpectedly at a coffee shop on christmas eve, didn't have anything on me so I bought a tampon at the bathroom dispenser. I went home to grab some things and make a dish for a potluck, and got busy so I forgot to clean/put it my diva cup. as we were on our way out the door I remembered, and grabbed it loathing that I would have to ask my friend to borrow a pot to boil my cup in (that's my preferred method of cleaning).

I got to my friends house (he's a man) and said, "dude, I have kind of a personal favor to ask. I wish I did this at my own house but...can I use a pot to boil my menstrual cup in?" he said, "I didn't know you had to boil those things. that makes sense though. of course, use whatever you need to."

that's it. I have great friends.

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👤︎ u/vegmami69
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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Our little diva Mimi was sitting in front of the linen closet meowing and I couldn’t figure out why. Then I opened up the doors and she hopped up to apparently her new napping spot. How many corners of the house has your Tortie claimed as her own?
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👤︎ u/annaoceanus
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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Guinness( grandma) and Little Diva. Bear Bear is Divas momma, a Tortie and a long hair. I have 3 generations of Torties in the house.
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👤︎ u/Dvntstyle
📅︎ Jan 05 2022
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I timed her. Creampuff spent 6.82 minutes burying her 💩 in what she must believe is some sort of diva house cat Olympic event.
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👤︎ u/Dramatic_Gazelle81
📅︎ Jan 26 2022
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From street cat into house diva reddit.com/gallery/s94b1m
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👤︎ u/Doctor_Uso
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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Just created my dream house as a 90s fashion Diva. Please have a look. get.avakin.com/PfUrIo9yRm…
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👤︎ u/OutsideSecret6460
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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Horror themed house for Gruff and Diva reddit.com/gallery/rr5vm9
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👤︎ u/begselwalch
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
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Thelma the queen diva of our house
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👤︎ u/Mad_Macks77
📅︎ Dec 03 2021
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Melodic House / Techno Sketch - Via Ableton with u-he Diva youtube.com/watch?v=oS5rR…
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👤︎ u/munich93
📅︎ Dec 07 2021
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This is Tempest! She used to be a skinny, shy rescue, but now she’s blossomed into a diva! She knows she owns the house! reddit.com/gallery/qfhipr
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👤︎ u/awkwardcro1ssant
📅︎ Oct 25 2021
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Predictably, the White Fusion I bought online threw a diva tantrum on arrival. But among all those brown and crispies, a beautiful new leaf is emerging. Maybe it’s decided my house isn’t so bad after all? reddit.com/gallery/p2xgak
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👤︎ u/jem1090
📅︎ Aug 12 2021
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She’s such a diva! Took over the house in just six weeks! reddit.com/gallery/ozfupw
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👤︎ u/hefebass
📅︎ Aug 06 2021
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Plugin Boutique Presets and Expansions "Lo-Fi Dreams" for u-he Diva ($5) "House & Techno" for VPS Avenger ($5) "PsiFi Kicks" for BigKick ($5) "Sublogic" for Carbon Electra ($9) "Dark Element" for VirtualCZ ($9) through 31 October

https://www.pluginboutique.com/product/1-Instruments/31-Synth-Presets/7713-Diva-Expansion-Pack-Lo-Fi-Dreams#a_aid=605d605c4aba7 Lo-Fi Dreams

https://www.pluginboutique.com/product/1-Instruments/31-Synth-Presets/3810-VPS-Avenger-Expansion-Pack-House-Techno#a_aid=605d605c4aba7 House & Techno

https://www.pluginboutique.com/product/1-Instruments/70-Expansion-Packs/4466-BigKick-Expansion-PsiFi-Kicks#a_aid=605d605c4aba7 PsiFi Kicks

https://www.pluginboutique.com/product/1-Instruments/70-Expansion-Packs/5317-Carbon-Electra-Expansion-Pack-Sublogic#a_aid=605d605c4aba7 Sublogic

https://www.pluginboutique.com/product/1-Instruments/70-Expansion-Packs/1569-VirtualCZ-Expansion-Pack-Dark-Element#a_aid=605d605c4aba7 Dark Element

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👤︎ u/Batwaffel
📅︎ Oct 01 2021
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She was our princess, an all-out diva. Over the past few months, she developed oral cancer, which ended up spreading to her brain. We had to have her euthanized yesterday morning. She was so affectionate and so surrounded by love. The house is so quiet without you baby. We love you. reddit.com/gallery/mqtps3
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👤︎ u/daanimas
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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Cameron Cook reviews Mykki Blanco's Broken Hearts & Beauty Sleep for Pitchfork: "With flourishes of R&B, house, and funk, this exuberant and sweltering nine-track mini-album nails the transition from left-of-center cult favorite to bona fide diva." pitchfork.com/reviews/alb…
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👤︎ u/TheRoyalGodfrey
📅︎ Jul 13 2021
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I know Diva isn't a fan favorite to everyone. I had her as a starter villager and bonded with her – she watched my island grow, gave me medicine when I was stung, sent me mail whenever my house expanded, and even gave me two items the night before she packed. This dialogue made me very sad.
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👤︎ u/frs-1122
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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Miata’s 3rd day home from the shelter and she’s already queen of the house. Diva...
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👤︎ u/Madison_fawn
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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Our awesomest, weirdo cat drinking water. He will only drink fresh running water out of the sink and it has to be on just right or he won't drink. Obviously he rules the house. What's a Male diva called? v.redd.it/l5yo3r8h83g61
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👤︎ u/pescabrarian
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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She's 'The Diva'... in Tha house... 😸 reddit.com/gallery/n2etzn
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👤︎ u/PPLucky77
📅︎ May 01 2021
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She's The Diva in Tha house... 😺 reddit.com/gallery/n2etzn
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👤︎ u/PPLucky77
📅︎ May 01 2021
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AJ actually won the divas championship during a house show, but the match was restarted and then she lost.
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👤︎ u/Fan387
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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I'm sorry I can't offer you more sun, you have the brightest window in the house! (Any advice on what to do with this diva is welcome. I'm afraid she'll tip over in her current spot.)
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👤︎ u/KuruKIE97
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Plughugger "Analog Progressive" progressive house, analog style EDM and house for u-he Diva - Intro Price (€9.90) until 14 March with code: HOUSEDIVA plughugger.com/diva-analo…
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👤︎ u/Batwaffel
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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People who sold stuff to celebrities (cars, boats, houses, mansions, etc.) Was it nice and easy or was is a real hassle? Were they acting like Princesses and Divas? Did they have weird requests?
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👤︎ u/Sarcastic-af
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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Diva, you’re literally in front of my house 🥲
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👤︎ u/AustralianParakeet
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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On the ravier end - a lot of Euro house is pretty camp and out there, this one with diva vocals and lush organ bassline melody. Big tune youtube.com/watch?v=ulVcm…
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👤︎ u/J_Creed_
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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Diva is leaving. Finally. She’s been gifted tons and was one of my OG villagers. Take her and let her have her real house!
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👤︎ u/griffisuuuu
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Diva is in boxes tomorrow. Please come and take this horrible shit off my island. Enjoy her snootiness and dumb house. She was a starter and I’ve been hitting her with my net and giving her boxes daily.
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👤︎ u/meaton0627
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Who wants to give Diva a new home? Her Egyptian themed house is something else!
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👤︎ u/lucide8
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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My Big sis Diva is in boxes. She was one of my first two islanders so I never got to see her in the amazing Egyptian themed house. Comment if you want her to give you the blunt truth about your outfits everyday :)
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👤︎ u/ohaijoy
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Diva obviously has no culture (ft. Her ugly house)
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👤︎ u/aSlitherySliperySnek
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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Diva is now three years old, and she is by far the sassiest personality in the house, she even convinced us to get her a pack mate reddit.com/gallery/jd6eye
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👤︎ u/BruteMaDeux
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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So I went into Divas house the other day just cause I wanted to see it and I don’t love her so hasn’t been in there yet but left without speaking to to her and ....
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👤︎ u/devts66
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Danuel House is a huge diva and locker room cancer

Getting other teams to believe this lie is the only way we can keep him next season. If anyone asks, that is the story

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👤︎ u/yossariancathcart
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Going to my brothers house with Diva
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👤︎ u/vxMartianxv
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Finally had to repot this obscene sea grape vine and give it a moss pole to climb. Definitely one of the divas of the house. Repotting big booty bitches alone = would not recommend.
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👤︎ u/atreegrowsinco
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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For someone that produces a combination of progressive, dark, melodic, orchestral techno and house. (Think of a cross between deadmau5 and Tale of Us), would you recommend getting Serum or U-he Diva first?
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👤︎ u/JonSnow037
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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This is Diva. She has a route of four houses she stops by daily to get treats from each. This is her stop at my house
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👤︎ u/__MP3__
📅︎ Mar 11 2017
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