Distance Runner Puns

A list of puns related to "Distance Runner"

Why did the distance runner buy a new pair of shoes?

It would be helpful in the long run.

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👤︎ u/ryxnisfy
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call a Mexican long distance runner?

Ricardio

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👤︎ u/trollcitybandit
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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What kind of underwear do long-distance runners wear?

Marathongs

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👤︎ u/BeardedBinder
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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Watching the women's 100M with my wife and son..

My wife comments, "She has a big butt for a runner." I follow with, "The short distance runners have bigger butts, the longer distance runners don't. They run their ass off."

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👤︎ u/daseined
📅︎ Aug 14 2016
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What kind of underwear do long distance runners wear?

Marathongs

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👤︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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