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Without skipping a beat he said βWhorelocks.β
None of the Death Eaters moved. They were waiting. Everything was waiting. Hagrid was struggling, and Bellatrix was panting, and Harry thought inexplicably of Ginny, and her blazing look, and the feel of her lips on his β
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βAn Engorgement Charm, I suppose?β said Hermione, halfway between disapproval and amusement. βWell, youβve done a good job on them.β
βThatβs what yer little sister said,β said Hagrid, nodding at Ron. βMet her jusβ yesterday.β Hagrid looked sideways at Harry, his beard twitching.
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Harry didnβt sleep all night. He could hear Neville sobbing into his pillow for what seemed like hours. Harry couldnβt think of anything to say to comfort him. He knew Neville, like himself, was dreading the dawn. What would happen when the rest of Gryffindor found out what theyβd done?
Think about it, Harry Potter killed 1 person meanwhile Callahan killed a combined total of 43 people. And plus all Callahan would have to do is aim and fire; not shout some Latin, which Harry Potter would have to do.
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For those of you who donβt know: there is a fantastic audio book of harry potter 1-7 in german spoken by a guy called Rufus Beck. As I child I was hardcore addicted to those audiobooks. I remember hearing them so much that the audio cassette got broken in my recorder. Anyways 20 years later I started listening to them again. In german we cant rly use all the different English accents. For example I never realized that Dean was from Irland until watching the movies in English. So the german version uses his own accents from different german speaking countries. I from Vienna (Austria) and you know who sounds like she was from Vienna too? Freaking Umbridge! From all the hated characters in the season they had to make her sound like the people from my city. God damnit I never realized this as a kid
Edit: Seamus not Dean sry
As my title suggests, my mom is a huge Harry Potter nut. She and my dad actually met in a harry potter βIRCβ (like Disord but for old people) in the early 00s got married had kids and from day one decided to embarrass us for life by naming us after some Harry Potter and Star Wars characters.
Itβs honestly been hell. I have a stupid name and since we were little my parents have forced stuff like Harry Potter, Star Wars, marvel movies, etc etc down our throats. Everything is about dragons and magic and blah blah blah. Iβm so sick of it. Every birthday every holiday everything is just organized around βfandom.β
So just like every Christmas the days leading up to Christmas we have to sit down every night and watch Harry Potter movies. Itβs. So. Fucking. BORING!!!! I can usually get away with knitting or drawing on my Ipad during this but this year my mom was like βletβs just have a technology and distraction free night every nightβ
I arranged to go over to my friend Missyβs house instead for like two nights. Missyβs family is NORMAL and likes things a NORMAL amount. My mom got really mad and started talking about how itβs a family tradition and how Iβm basically rejecting her and went on her whole thing about how βyou wouldnβt exist if it wasnβt for harry potter.β
I finally had it and just yelled βNOBODY CARES THAT YOU WERE A BIG NAME IN THE HARRY POTTER FAN CLUB!!! I donβt like Harry Potter! I donβt like Star Wars! I HATE MARVEL MOVIES THEYβRE ALL SO BORING PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE MY OWN INTERESTS!β
I couldnβt help it I started crying because I was just so frustrated because everything always has to be about harry potter this star wars that and now that weβre all older they started doing game of thrones. EVERYTHING is centered around some kind of movie or tv show or book series.
Just onces I want my family to band around something that DOESNβT have to do with media or these nerdy things. We live in Utah where we have like 5 National Parks and even though I ask every year for my birthday IβVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO ARCHES!!!!
Well my sister called me saying that mom was angry and to just come home and to stop with the theatrics. I told her that Iβm sick of having all this old βnerdβ stuff crammed down my throat and just once I want to have a normal time watching normal Christmas movies and not having to pause for βlightsabre battlesβ.β
AITA?!??!
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Thought this would be an interesting question. How could JKR have ended the Harry Potter books that would have most pissed you off or made you angry?
For me
Harry choosing to get on the train when Dumbledore made the offer, essentially choosing to die rather than to live.
Hermione and Draco realising they are incredibly in love and want to be together forever.
Ron being killed in a stupid and/or pointless way. I could accept him dying in a way where he saved lives, doing something really brave, but it would have pissed me off a lot if he died by some other means, or some reasonably pointless death.
It was all a dream. Harry defeats Voldemort and the final line is "and then Harry woke up in his cupboard, a tear running down his cheek as he realised Ron, Hermione and Ginny never existed"
Any of those events would have angered me a great deal.
So, what could JKR have done to end the books that would have angered you?
The discussion of JK Rowling naming the only East Asian character Cho Chang has recently resurfaced on my twitter timeline, and people seem to be angry at this representation of a Chinese girl.
HOWEVER, I am a Chinese girl with a Chinese name - I grew up in England, and my sister and I were the only Chinese kids at our school. Cho Chang was the first Chinese character I encountered whilst reading. I felt seen. Her name, and even the fact that she was the only Chinese girl (that I knew of) at Hogwarts, resonated with me. I also think this reflects the time in which JK Rowling wrote the books: there just wasnβt as many Chinese people in the country as there are now.
I donβt think the problem is Cho Chang - I think itβs that I havenβt come across another relatable character (ethnicity-wise) whilst reading.
I just needed to vent todayβ¦ exam season is taking its toll on meβ¦
Currently watching the reunion special, would love to chat with some fellow potterheads!
Iβd like to see a Cursed Child TV show or a Voldemort prequel show.
Because it's the Griffin Door.
She didn't get it. And didn't think it was funny when I explained it. I thought it might be better received here.
I said βHmmm about 9 and 3/4β
I understand being a massive fan of something. Hell I love LoTR but I donβt spend hundreds on the merch. I just think itβs a bit cringe for 30 somethings to be so obsessed with a secondary school that doesnβt exist.
He wore a Hedwig
How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts?
Through the Dumbell Door.
Mine is that Harry named a child after Snape, but did not name a child after Hagrid
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