I was going to tell a joke about a dirty, geriatric duck

but you don’t really want me to dust off that old canard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllylTeapot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2022
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What do you call a sexy mallard?

Se-duck-tive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2022
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